I never told you (not what your thinking)

I like this song "I never told you" by Colbie Caillat. What's that mean?

You have probably heard this on the radio. I hear it all the time and I quickly roll up my windows before I get the "man this guy loves wiener" look from other drivers. But even with that I still can't turn it. If they do catch me listening to it I act like I was on a blue tooth and then put my finger to my ear and fake laugh and say alright you slut, make sure your ready for me in in hour and hey my lady, make sure your wearing that blue thong I love so much, alright my lady until we meet again( make sure they hear the lady part because it still could have been a dude I was talking about.) Then shake your head at the driver like I cant believe this junk is on the radio and then roll the windows up and fake turn it. I even throw in some fast dance moves to make it look real but that is some pro stuff their. I work hard just to throw the guy off my scent. Also I have hot girls on my mud flaps on my cougar if they have any questions about which team I play for. Of course they are mini mud flaps because they would drag if they were to long and then I would just look like an idiot. Anyway, don't be nervous just play the song but if your a guy make sure no one else is around.




Oh and to make my point, man do I love a girl in a pants suit especially if she has short hair. Wait I mean colbie caillat looks smoking in those boots at the beginning.

Until next time my lady.