This is how I am gonna rock this glamour article. First I am going to break it down for 25 seconds to a chris brown song just to get me pumped up.
Alright I just killed it.
Where was I?
Right first date dos and don'ts:
I will just say right or wrong and maybe give some of my opinion. What the F do I really know though about first dates? If you said nothing your right, if you said "chris you know alot" then you are wrong and stop trying to be funny. If you said Chris I am sure you could easily be like a romeo on the first date with all of the plans I have heard you say about what you would do then you are wrong there also because that was all talk. This article is towards girls which is why I had to jump all on it.
1. Don't get ahead of yourself- wrong- make sure you get way ahead of yourself, hold your standards high and if they don't meet them within the first 5 mins just go ahead and leave because why wait when you could be home watching something on lifetime or the bachelor that you have taped like a loser. And if it is a great first date, make sure you call your friends and freak out and then check his facebook page and text him like crazy.
2. Do be open to unexpected date ideas- wrong- what the f is this your taking me to, a picnic, this is so unexpected and I hate it, what did you pack, pb and J's once again unexpected and they are not even smooshed like the pj&js when we went on field trips -I'm gone.
3. Don't go somewhere with overflowing eye candy- right, because I won't hesitate to look. Most guys will try to be all sly but keep an eye on him because he will be looking. He notices the hot girl across the room. Just go ahead and let him get it out of his system then. I like to tell girls right up front first conversation- look I will most likely be staring at all the butts in here good or bad so if you see a guys junk you want to look at go ahead and stare. It really clears the air right up front. It has worked wonders with me.
4. Do wear flats- wrong, barefoot please, I love feet, especially that hot 6th toe girls get when they wear heels, and also when they are painted blue. No I do like the blue really.
5. Do wear sexy underwear- wrong no undies please, just a rule I have, but I tell her before hand make sure you wear no panties, I will be checking. Thanks bye. I hang up before they can say differently- it gives me an out when I don't like them. I am like things were going great until I saw an underwear line, but I'm outta here. But there is another guy across the way that I am sure, because he looks like a real douche bag, that you would be interested in. Here he comes, gotta go.
6.Do bring dental supplies with you- WTF?
7. Do call a friend for a pep talk- wrong- no advice, she is going to tell you things you don't need to hear, like make sure your wearing underwear, make sure you keep your legs shut, make sure you pack the pb&js and don't smoosh them- guys hate that.
8. Don't wear anything too sexy over the underwear- wrong, big time wrong the sluttier I mean sexier the better, plus you have no underwear on as far as I am concerned.
9. Do facebook him- yeah make sure you facebook him, I meet all my girls on there, there is even this one girl from Alabama she is basically head over heels for me(first time I used that quote ever in my life did I use it right) she writes me once every four months after I write creepy messages to her acting like I know her - I think she is coming around though, also I constantly tell her I love her teeth and that she looks 30 so basically I am telling her everything she wants to hear.
10. Don't let him know you've been google stalking him all week- what
11. Don't drink and date- wrong- drink up please, nothing like a drunk girl with no underwear on right?
12. Do have a positive attitude- wrong- just wrong I don't need that, I need something challenging as if dating isn't hard enough, actually getting a date isn't hard enough, I want to work at it even when I get there. I want you to really fight holding back that laugh if I say something funny. Just stay bitter the whole time. Make me work for it.
13. Do order a big girl meal- wrong- I don't need you eating like a big girl in front of me, get a doggie bag and then kill it when you get home please. Let me thank you dont really eat and that you are going to be skinny forever.
14. Do act interested in what he is saying- well if it is the douchebag Im sure your with how could you not be, if it is me, try to at least act like your paying attention, because I struggle with conversation unlike that guy.
15. Don't turn your dates into therapy sessions- haha
16. Don't psychoanalyze the date- oh I totally do it, I actually carry a pic of a douche bag that I may see out, I take a pic of him- a guy that should never really get hot girls but does, yeah I have a pic of him and the whole time I am like what would this guy do. And then when I say something like, oh yeah your feet are gross I look at the picture "What, oh man douche would never say that, I ruined the date." Then I sprint away -leaving the douche bag at the bar to come clean up my mess. I hate that guy and the fact that he gets the girl for real. I don't even care that hot girls are ever dating but just thinking of the guys these girls get with man that kills me. Whhhyyyy? Don't you see what you all are doing, he is not cool I promise you, you will see that in 15 years when it is too late. That is why that guy never ends up with the girl in the movies because well he is a loser, you just haven't gotten to that part of your movie/life yet to actually see it.
17. Don't get to personal- yeah please don't tell me you have to go take a dump
18. Don't talk about your ex- why who cares this isn't going anywhere.
19. Do discuss issues that are important to you- wrong- I don't really care
20. Don't talk about sex- WTF? Look when I ask you if you want to get up on my junk or not it is not an ice breaker even though that does work but I am seriously asking because generally I have it already out of my pants with the condom on under the table so if you say no and laugh dont mind the zipper sound.
21. Don't let him take you to a second location if you don't like him- wrong - let me get a second shot with you on the second part of the date, I only get better as the night goes along and you get drunker. By the end of the night I am amazing and by morning Im gone, and not because I don't like to cuddle but no I am playing hard to get and don't mind the dirty sock on the floor- think of me as a gentleman not taking advantage of a drunk you, well only taking advantage of your hand and your sock. WTF ewww.
22. Don't try to add him as a facebook friend after the first date- haha go for it, you should make sure you take off single soon enough too, just to let all the guys know what is up. That you are off the market, back off haha. First don't write anything at all, keep us guessing, when are on the edge of our seats, or we don't care at all. Either one. Then hit us with it. When you do write it here is an idea:
In a relationship with douche bag.
23. Do break the dating rules- ok
24. One of them was don't talk about your ex a second time- whatever
Glamour again missed almost all of them- big surprise!
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Monday, March 8, 2010
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Ten things
Not that I hate about you, even though I could come up with atleast that much. But no it is in glamour ten things your man never needs to know. Now this again is coming from a dumb couple of girls who thinks they know what a man needs to know. They are idiots about this so I am going to break it down since I really know what the heck I am talking about.
1. The number of guys you have slept with:
Wrong- what guy doesn't want to know if he is going out with a slut. You should definitely tell him, but first if it is like 25 which I am sure it is atleast that for most of you ladies, tell him it is somewhere between 10-30. That way he has fun with it. He can be tossin and turning thinking ok ten that is alright, 30 oh man can I actually be with this slutty girl. That will give him some real confidence issues and in the end it will only better him.
2. What happened the time you got food poisoning
Again wrong. I don't like to think of a girl as never throwing up or blowing it up. I hate it when a girl never admits to that stuff. She is only human so go ahead and tell the guy, the more graphic the better, I see it and really get into the story with noises and stuff. He will love it.
3. Where you learned your signature sex move
Ok well if he already knows your a slut since you told him about number 1 then why does he care how you learned the move, maybe he will think "oh she had 30 other guys she was just perfecting the move for me. That's my little slut"
4. That no matter how happy you are you still pine for your ex
There is where I agree with them, I don't want to hear this alright, I don't care that you love his chubby stomach, that he can be funny every once in awhile, that he can be kind-of interesting- not really interesting but still, no I don't want to hear about this guy, I mean how can I compete? I can't so stop it. Wait who am I talking to?
5. Mustache bleaching
What, I would love to hear about this, better yet I would love for you to stop bleaching it because I am crazy for a girl with a good stache. I am sitting here trying to think about how a girl would do a mustache ride, anyway stop bleaching it now, and start growing it, no hitler though, no one can ever rock a hitler anymore.
6. That you snoop around his email, and call log just to see what you really think of him:
so they got another one right- I would hate this. First off I would tell you everything, mostly except that I love your belly, I won't tell you that cause I don't, nor will I tell you that I like your dance moves if I didn't and I won't tell you you look good if you don't but other then that anything you need to know I will tell you so never snoop around in a guys emails and text, just freaking ask.
7. Your best sex:
What the heck do I care- you have been with a bunch of guys, of course some of the dudes were gonna knock it out of the park, even if they were chubby.
8. That braceface was the nicest of your nicknames in middle school:
This one is stupid
9. Just how hot you think his friend is:
Yeah this one you should probably not say but since I really don't see any of my friends, if you see any of them, I would say for you to tell them I said what up. Since I don't see them that often you probably won't either so it is no big deal.
10. That you once hooked up with your best guy friend:
What? I thought that dude was gay, you mean to tell me you hooked up with that guy eww. That is what I would say. Of course I would judge every guy you hooked up with anyway so just throw him into the list of many. I would be like oh that guy is a loser. Oh man you love guys who are not sweet, not funny, no passion, and your like I beg to differ about the passion because he killed it many time, and I am like I am sure he did but is he this flexible and then I proceed to do the v-sit and reach( with the meter stick and everything where you are like holding my legs) and your like no he wasn't that flexible but who cares, then I am like what about pull-ups, how many of them can he get( I knock out 20 right in your face, your reading the paper by now) then I am like come over here and count how many push ups I can do in a minute. You say shut up and count yourself (your getting really annoyed now), so I do, and I do 90 or so, I may have cheated on the last few but you weren't watching- your not impressed, and then your like why am I even with you and I say I will show you- I will be back in 6 minutes flat, then when I return from my sweet mile run to show you how good of a catch I am, there is a note saying I left you for a new guy(he is a douchebag, I'm sure) and all your stuff is gone, and I am like man she packs fast, then I check the clock and am pumped about my 6 min mile, then I go watch the Olympics, and teen wolf. You on the other hand go wax your mustache because your insecure about it and think the new guy may hate it. He probably will. But what can you expect when you date a loser.
1. The number of guys you have slept with:
Wrong- what guy doesn't want to know if he is going out with a slut. You should definitely tell him, but first if it is like 25 which I am sure it is atleast that for most of you ladies, tell him it is somewhere between 10-30. That way he has fun with it. He can be tossin and turning thinking ok ten that is alright, 30 oh man can I actually be with this slutty girl. That will give him some real confidence issues and in the end it will only better him.
2. What happened the time you got food poisoning
Again wrong. I don't like to think of a girl as never throwing up or blowing it up. I hate it when a girl never admits to that stuff. She is only human so go ahead and tell the guy, the more graphic the better, I see it and really get into the story with noises and stuff. He will love it.
3. Where you learned your signature sex move
Ok well if he already knows your a slut since you told him about number 1 then why does he care how you learned the move, maybe he will think "oh she had 30 other guys she was just perfecting the move for me. That's my little slut"
4. That no matter how happy you are you still pine for your ex
There is where I agree with them, I don't want to hear this alright, I don't care that you love his chubby stomach, that he can be funny every once in awhile, that he can be kind-of interesting- not really interesting but still, no I don't want to hear about this guy, I mean how can I compete? I can't so stop it. Wait who am I talking to?
5. Mustache bleaching
What, I would love to hear about this, better yet I would love for you to stop bleaching it because I am crazy for a girl with a good stache. I am sitting here trying to think about how a girl would do a mustache ride, anyway stop bleaching it now, and start growing it, no hitler though, no one can ever rock a hitler anymore.
6. That you snoop around his email, and call log just to see what you really think of him:
so they got another one right- I would hate this. First off I would tell you everything, mostly except that I love your belly, I won't tell you that cause I don't, nor will I tell you that I like your dance moves if I didn't and I won't tell you you look good if you don't but other then that anything you need to know I will tell you so never snoop around in a guys emails and text, just freaking ask.
7. Your best sex:
What the heck do I care- you have been with a bunch of guys, of course some of the dudes were gonna knock it out of the park, even if they were chubby.
8. That braceface was the nicest of your nicknames in middle school:
This one is stupid
9. Just how hot you think his friend is:
Yeah this one you should probably not say but since I really don't see any of my friends, if you see any of them, I would say for you to tell them I said what up. Since I don't see them that often you probably won't either so it is no big deal.
10. That you once hooked up with your best guy friend:
What? I thought that dude was gay, you mean to tell me you hooked up with that guy eww. That is what I would say. Of course I would judge every guy you hooked up with anyway so just throw him into the list of many. I would be like oh that guy is a loser. Oh man you love guys who are not sweet, not funny, no passion, and your like I beg to differ about the passion because he killed it many time, and I am like I am sure he did but is he this flexible and then I proceed to do the v-sit and reach( with the meter stick and everything where you are like holding my legs) and your like no he wasn't that flexible but who cares, then I am like what about pull-ups, how many of them can he get( I knock out 20 right in your face, your reading the paper by now) then I am like come over here and count how many push ups I can do in a minute. You say shut up and count yourself (your getting really annoyed now), so I do, and I do 90 or so, I may have cheated on the last few but you weren't watching- your not impressed, and then your like why am I even with you and I say I will show you- I will be back in 6 minutes flat, then when I return from my sweet mile run to show you how good of a catch I am, there is a note saying I left you for a new guy(he is a douchebag, I'm sure) and all your stuff is gone, and I am like man she packs fast, then I check the clock and am pumped about my 6 min mile, then I go watch the Olympics, and teen wolf. You on the other hand go wax your mustache because your insecure about it and think the new guy may hate it. He probably will. But what can you expect when you date a loser.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
The Gift
So in honor of Valentine's Day, which is just such a sweet holiday, I decided to read about it on the glamour website. And the best article was what your man's gift means to you. Now I am sure these are stupid women writing these articles, not men, so I doubt they have a clue what they are talking about. So I am going to tell you what I think each gift means and then I will let you in on what these numbnut women writers think men mean.
Gifts for you:
Perfume-
My opinion: Most likely he doesn't like what you are wearing right now. He wants you to wear something he likes the smell of. He has probably told you he likes what you are wearing but "yeah why don't you go ahead and try this for something different." Basically he thinks you smell.
Glamour: I'd like you to be my girlfriend.
My opinion- can't a guy just not like the perfume his girl wears and want to buy something he likes. I mean he has to smell it all the time also, shouldn't he want to like it as well. Why does it have to mean I want you to be my girlfriend. Not I want you to actually smell good because right now you don't I am just to nice to tell you.
Lingerie-
My opinion: He just wants you to look finally look hot before he hits. Your outfit that you have is not doing it for him. He has a vision of what he thinks will look hot on you, and your idea of that is not cutting it. He won't tell you this straight up because he is a loser but the same black panties are not doing it for him anymore. So put on the ridiculous outfit he bought because I am sure he had to go through a lot of trouble to get it.
Glamour- Let's spice up the bedroom.
My opinion- Yep exactly, no spice because you don't know what looks hot to a guy- nice try though.
Chocolate Hearts-
My opinion: First off you have to dump this guy right away because if not he is either gay or just not that into you and would rather be friends. But if you must hang onto him then get ready because something is coming in the future. And don't be surprised if what is coming is "I am sorry to tell you this but, I just got torn up by john last week. But I still want to be friends. And do you by any chance have any caramel chocolate pieces left from the chocolate heart I gave you last week because I have really been craving that lately, along with wiener."
Glamour- I'm in sixth grade
My opinion- haha that is pretty good actually, they do mention something about being friends in it also. Doing well so far.
Diamond Earrings-
Now I don't think that is that big of a deal but I am sure you girls will. So I guess a guy should know that before he buys it. It is a risky gift because you make it seem so serious that if you think your not on that level everything could go down hill from a dumb gift, something you should actually like. The guy better make sure he knows where you stand before he gives this.
Glamour- Were engaged to be engaged
My opinion- see way overreacting by stupid girls. But the guy should know what he is getting himself into so it is on the guy then.
Two Dozen Long Stem Roses-
My Opinion- What a douchebag. I mean of all the days during the year, you bring her long stem roses. She better have told you before she loves long stem roses and not just because that is what you gave her but actually loves them. I mean they are sweet flowers but so cliche at this point, what a lack of creativity. If you get these from your guy you need to raise your expectations and tell your guy to get a clue.
Glamour- He is trying to look good
My opinion- What a douchebag if that is the case. Who is impressed with that? I would be impressed if he actually had an arrangement that was well impressive. Every guy in the world knows about roses. Who cares if he gives them to you on the day he is supposed to. What a loser. You should be ashamed of yourself for giving him props on the flowers as well, letting him think he is doing well when he is not. It is as much your fault as his then. But I guess it is the thought that counts.
A frying pan:
See I like this gift. It is not about being impressive, look at what I am giving the girl. This is a gift that never needs to be known to people that you gave it to her but it will always come in handy. To me this seems very practical but I know a girl will hate on this because it is not sexy or showy. If you give this you better get her some sweet undies so she will have something to be excited about.
Glamour- Break up with me I am an idiot
My opinion: of course they would say that because they are insecure women who need something to show to their annoying friends. Look at how much my man loves me he gave me(fill in the blank for whatever unpractical gift he gave me). Showy gifts are good but nothing wrong with down to earth gifts also. Don't hate, just shut up and start cooking.
Bath and Shower gel/lotion-
Maybe they just don't know what to get you. You need to start dropping hints. Once again it's your fault your getting this gift. It could never be that the guy has not paid attention enough to what you want or tried to make an effort to see what you want. Nope you get exactly what you deserve.
Glamour- I am intimidated by gift giving
My opinion- See what you did. You now have your guy just scared about buying the wrong thing so now he has to go safe and pick up either roses or this. This is not as cliche but it's right up there. Once again it is your fault. Stop dropping hints then and just say "you know what just give me some crotchless panties and the newest Nicholas sparks book and then we can hurry up and do it because I can't wait to find out what happens in this book." And then he is like "so you don't want this shower gel then? You said you loved the last three I got you, I figured I would go ahead and complete the set." And you are like "are we going to do this or not because Grey's anatomy is about to start and you know how I get when I miss part of it?"
A computer or other electronic necessity-
My opinion-I don't mind this if you really need it. If it is just the dude trying to have you brag about him then-no not impressed but if it is genuine and you actually need this then it's cool. I like practical.
Glamour-I'm a thoughtful guy
My opinion- see maybe that is what he wants you to think, the whole time he knows you will tell people how thoughtful he is. What a douchebag. Lose him now!
A massage-
My opinion-Girls love this kinda thing but I don't get it. I guess it is not about the guy so it is a good gift because well if the girl loves it and the guy doesn't get it at all but still gives it then he is not thinking about himself at all which is what most guys are doing. Especially if he is picturing someone else's hands rubbing you down with the oil he could have bought you at bath and body works.
Glamour-I feel like I am stressing you out
My opinion-No glamour, guys don't think that way. They can tell you are stressed out and need a day to relax but they will never think it's only them. They will just think they are part of the whole thing like work and your mom, your friends, the kids. It is never just all their fault. Come on.
Plane Tickets-
This is a sweet gift. Unless it's just the tickets and your just riding on the plane. Then he is just trying to pull off the mile high club and turn right back around. But if this entails going on a trip then I love this gift. Romantic and creative. That is what it is all about. He planned it out an advance I hope and was thinking of what you would want to do. Finally this guy is a keeper.
Glamour- He is feeling mega romantic.
Mega anything is annoying. I don't want to hear that word when describing anything that I do or say. Just say oh he is being romantic. That is enough no need for mega romantic. The guy who needs to hear that again has a mega ego and needs to not only be slapped in the face once you land wherever your going, but also needs to be flying home alone(Macaulay Culkin) because he is a mega numbnut. Make sure though you get all you can out of him while you are on the trip. Why not, your already out there you may as well have a good time right?
So there is it the list. They did alright this time. But they seem to think some of these guys are more romantic then they really are. Most of these guys are just losers trying to hit. The guy not trying to hit is the guy giving the frying pan. But he is probably over you anyway by now and has seen you naked way to many times, he doesn't even care to see you like that again. So he is probably like look if I give her this she will leave me alone for awhile so I can go watch the game. You girls have already made up your minds about the guy your with, you don't see what is really there you see what you want to see. So even though I am telling you most of these guys are losers, you just buy right into what they are selling. You will find out soon enough. Don't worry I wont say I told you so.
Happy Valentine's Day- hope you got a good gift.
Gifts for you:
Perfume-
My opinion: Most likely he doesn't like what you are wearing right now. He wants you to wear something he likes the smell of. He has probably told you he likes what you are wearing but "yeah why don't you go ahead and try this for something different." Basically he thinks you smell.
Glamour: I'd like you to be my girlfriend.
My opinion- can't a guy just not like the perfume his girl wears and want to buy something he likes. I mean he has to smell it all the time also, shouldn't he want to like it as well. Why does it have to mean I want you to be my girlfriend. Not I want you to actually smell good because right now you don't I am just to nice to tell you.
Lingerie-
My opinion: He just wants you to look finally look hot before he hits. Your outfit that you have is not doing it for him. He has a vision of what he thinks will look hot on you, and your idea of that is not cutting it. He won't tell you this straight up because he is a loser but the same black panties are not doing it for him anymore. So put on the ridiculous outfit he bought because I am sure he had to go through a lot of trouble to get it.
Glamour- Let's spice up the bedroom.
My opinion- Yep exactly, no spice because you don't know what looks hot to a guy- nice try though.
Chocolate Hearts-
My opinion: First off you have to dump this guy right away because if not he is either gay or just not that into you and would rather be friends. But if you must hang onto him then get ready because something is coming in the future. And don't be surprised if what is coming is "I am sorry to tell you this but, I just got torn up by john last week. But I still want to be friends. And do you by any chance have any caramel chocolate pieces left from the chocolate heart I gave you last week because I have really been craving that lately, along with wiener."
Glamour- I'm in sixth grade
My opinion- haha that is pretty good actually, they do mention something about being friends in it also. Doing well so far.
Diamond Earrings-
Now I don't think that is that big of a deal but I am sure you girls will. So I guess a guy should know that before he buys it. It is a risky gift because you make it seem so serious that if you think your not on that level everything could go down hill from a dumb gift, something you should actually like. The guy better make sure he knows where you stand before he gives this.
Glamour- Were engaged to be engaged
My opinion- see way overreacting by stupid girls. But the guy should know what he is getting himself into so it is on the guy then.
Two Dozen Long Stem Roses-
My Opinion- What a douchebag. I mean of all the days during the year, you bring her long stem roses. She better have told you before she loves long stem roses and not just because that is what you gave her but actually loves them. I mean they are sweet flowers but so cliche at this point, what a lack of creativity. If you get these from your guy you need to raise your expectations and tell your guy to get a clue.
Glamour- He is trying to look good
My opinion- What a douchebag if that is the case. Who is impressed with that? I would be impressed if he actually had an arrangement that was well impressive. Every guy in the world knows about roses. Who cares if he gives them to you on the day he is supposed to. What a loser. You should be ashamed of yourself for giving him props on the flowers as well, letting him think he is doing well when he is not. It is as much your fault as his then. But I guess it is the thought that counts.
A frying pan:
See I like this gift. It is not about being impressive, look at what I am giving the girl. This is a gift that never needs to be known to people that you gave it to her but it will always come in handy. To me this seems very practical but I know a girl will hate on this because it is not sexy or showy. If you give this you better get her some sweet undies so she will have something to be excited about.
Glamour- Break up with me I am an idiot
My opinion: of course they would say that because they are insecure women who need something to show to their annoying friends. Look at how much my man loves me he gave me(fill in the blank for whatever unpractical gift he gave me). Showy gifts are good but nothing wrong with down to earth gifts also. Don't hate, just shut up and start cooking.
Bath and Shower gel/lotion-
Maybe they just don't know what to get you. You need to start dropping hints. Once again it's your fault your getting this gift. It could never be that the guy has not paid attention enough to what you want or tried to make an effort to see what you want. Nope you get exactly what you deserve.
Glamour- I am intimidated by gift giving
My opinion- See what you did. You now have your guy just scared about buying the wrong thing so now he has to go safe and pick up either roses or this. This is not as cliche but it's right up there. Once again it is your fault. Stop dropping hints then and just say "you know what just give me some crotchless panties and the newest Nicholas sparks book and then we can hurry up and do it because I can't wait to find out what happens in this book." And then he is like "so you don't want this shower gel then? You said you loved the last three I got you, I figured I would go ahead and complete the set." And you are like "are we going to do this or not because Grey's anatomy is about to start and you know how I get when I miss part of it?"
A computer or other electronic necessity-
My opinion-I don't mind this if you really need it. If it is just the dude trying to have you brag about him then-no not impressed but if it is genuine and you actually need this then it's cool. I like practical.
Glamour-I'm a thoughtful guy
My opinion- see maybe that is what he wants you to think, the whole time he knows you will tell people how thoughtful he is. What a douchebag. Lose him now!
A massage-
My opinion-Girls love this kinda thing but I don't get it. I guess it is not about the guy so it is a good gift because well if the girl loves it and the guy doesn't get it at all but still gives it then he is not thinking about himself at all which is what most guys are doing. Especially if he is picturing someone else's hands rubbing you down with the oil he could have bought you at bath and body works.
Glamour-I feel like I am stressing you out
My opinion-No glamour, guys don't think that way. They can tell you are stressed out and need a day to relax but they will never think it's only them. They will just think they are part of the whole thing like work and your mom, your friends, the kids. It is never just all their fault. Come on.
Plane Tickets-
This is a sweet gift. Unless it's just the tickets and your just riding on the plane. Then he is just trying to pull off the mile high club and turn right back around. But if this entails going on a trip then I love this gift. Romantic and creative. That is what it is all about. He planned it out an advance I hope and was thinking of what you would want to do. Finally this guy is a keeper.
Glamour- He is feeling mega romantic.
Mega anything is annoying. I don't want to hear that word when describing anything that I do or say. Just say oh he is being romantic. That is enough no need for mega romantic. The guy who needs to hear that again has a mega ego and needs to not only be slapped in the face once you land wherever your going, but also needs to be flying home alone(Macaulay Culkin) because he is a mega numbnut. Make sure though you get all you can out of him while you are on the trip. Why not, your already out there you may as well have a good time right?
So there is it the list. They did alright this time. But they seem to think some of these guys are more romantic then they really are. Most of these guys are just losers trying to hit. The guy not trying to hit is the guy giving the frying pan. But he is probably over you anyway by now and has seen you naked way to many times, he doesn't even care to see you like that again. So he is probably like look if I give her this she will leave me alone for awhile so I can go watch the game. You girls have already made up your minds about the guy your with, you don't see what is really there you see what you want to see. So even though I am telling you most of these guys are losers, you just buy right into what they are selling. You will find out soon enough. Don't worry I wont say I told you so.
Happy Valentine's Day- hope you got a good gift.
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