Update you all

I am all for saving the ta ta's but man do I hate that saying.

Alice Springs Chicken tonight-which means outback.

Wait am I turning into one of those people that update everything I am thinking.

Yeap!!!

Right now I am thinking how much I look like a mix of a lumberjack and Jesus. People tell me the Jesus part but I can't hold up to that look, so I am trying to push lumberjack. Hopefully they don't mind if I carry an axe into outback.

Tall me

Dang you Dr. Gary Chapman, you are completely right. I keep reading your books, listening to your podcast, and keep finding out more about myself. I need words of affirmation like she only knows. Someone tell me I am amazing please. When I pass you by just whisper sweet nothings. Actually don't, I hate the whisper and what does sweet nothings even mean. Just say Chris I really like how your strutting your stuff right now, I really wish I picked you instead of this guy. And I will be like, well we all make mistakes, your mistake is just a lot more costly because, well you choose a nice guy and really nothing else. I would love to sit in on one of your conversations, and fall asleep half way through it. No it's not you guys, I am just really tired. Well guess what, there are a lot of nice guys out there, but there is only one me.. But it's cool he is tall and nice so I get it. Oh and he makes you laugh huh? Wait is this a taller version of me were talking about. Man maybe you did make the right choice, Dr. Chapman now wtf am I supposed to do? How can I compete with tall me- he completes her, I only 3/4 complete her because I am smaller.

I need to go here, this place is beautiful:

Anantara Dhigu Resort & Spa- Maldives

                                                                         One day right?

Don't you let me go, let me go tonight!

Come on now R.

R. Kelly is sick. If he could just stay focused, I think he could really put out a classic. Not to say in my opinion he hasn't because I think tp-2 is one of the best albums ever but that is just me. I would love to see him mix a few club songs, a few slow romantic songs like 12 play, a few old school r and b songs like he covered Sam Cooke's bring it on home to me, maybe one or two religious songs. See he has it in him to make a top 500 album he just doesn't seem to stay focused enough for a full album. So I guess we have to take what he gives us and always hope for more from him. It is the people that push him to make so much club stuff that he gets away from what he is really good at, what really separates him. Here is two completely different songs. One inspirational song, the other about a women's love. As only R Kelly could do.

The list

There is a website that has list that people just make up. If you know me and I assume you do because I, wait why do I act like I have readers, the few people I knew were reading this one said they lost the website, the others are like I haven't checked it in awhile. I know I was busy and stopped writing but I like the outlet. I am working on the website really just writing things in a notebook and trying to get it where I want to be but I take a long time to get things where I want them and generally they pass me by so I have to learn to give a little I think . Anyway to me I guess, since I do entertain myself often, since I always laugh at my jokes, and since I don't get sick of hearing myself like most others do, I will continue. You know though I was thinking, the only people I am close to are the few who basically have to be because they are family. Everyone else I have either alienated or I want to be closer and they want nothing to do with me. Well I am never going to beg someone to talk to me, that is up to them, if I am that bad it's probably best we don't speak because well why would you want to. Your probably better off being entertained by whatever other people you already have in your life. I am sure they are fine. It's on me to just get over wanting to talk to those people. There are a few. Once I really settle into my house I will be such a loner, hopefully an incredible loner in my own head. There are things I want to do and just can't seem to focus. I get so easily distracted but when I have free time I really need to settle down and do it. I am lost right now, but anxious for something you know. People say it is sad how I live, and there are moments I agree with them, shutting myself off and not really knowing a connection with people, not at all, not knowing how to relate to people and understand them, but it is only sad when I try and fail so bad that they have to let me go and they just fade away and I just sit there in awe. But it's the price I have to pay for holding our for only people who inspire me. People I can't get enough of. So yes there are going to be plenty of sad moments for me, but in the end I think greatness is what I continue to hold out for. If only others were so willing to hold out for the same. I just look at you all and say- I am glad I don't have that- but if that is what you want then that is good for you. If only that makes you happy then you are lucky. It's like when you see a kid being entertained with just a block and they will go at it for 20 mins. Were like wtf? How can that still be fun for them. That is how most people are. You are with the block, and I am saying, how can that still be what you want? I only wish I was so simple. I'll wait and watch you all. Because your relationships keep me holding out for better. Thanks for that I guess. Thanks for being so plain and uninspiring that you actually do inspire me for much much better, keeping me thinking my relationships in all aspects of my life, family and love better be way way better then that.

Man I will go on a rant sometimes wtf? Anyway I was talking about lists which you all know I love. Anyway in another post yesterday maybe, I was talking about what girls look for in a guy. The site has girls just listing things they want so I will write some of them down. Ones I find interesting, even though most of them I am not. Here is one girls full list:

1. Kindness
2. Honesty
3. Respect
4. Humor
5. Intelligence
6. Imaginative
7. Affectionate
8. Adaptable
9. Ambitious
10. Non-Judgemental
11. Faithful
12. Tolerant
13. Trusting
14. Empathetic
15. Sincerity
16. Unique
17. Positive
18. Curious
19. Creative
20. Generous
21. Happy
22. Gentle
23. Patient
24. Considerate
25. Uninhibited
26. Helpful
27. Lighthearted
28. Talented
29. Spontaneous
30. Sexy
31. Clever
32. Observant
33. Resourceful
34. Adventurous
35. Enthusiastic
36. Dedicated
37. Persistent
38. Diplomatic
39. Inquisitive
40. Devoted to Family and Friends
41. Sober
42. Person with continuing spiritual growth
43. A man of God- she says here this is the most important quality in her list.


That is a really impressive list. Haha you all should go down the list and see what your guy has. I know for sure I have them all. Haha no I think I am missing a few or need to work on some. Maybe I will never date until I get this list down. I can say that because I don't ever date so if someone asks I can be like no I am working on this list. That way no girl will be able to resist. Also I will be 75 at the time but who cares right I will be sexy to the 70 year olds. I didn't want to say sexy but she had it on her list so I felt I needed to.

Here is another girls list not the full list, just things that stick out to me.
1. Is a Godly Man

2. Makes Me Laugh
3. I wake up just to spend the day with him!
12. accepts me with or without makeup
13. allows me to have plenty of freedom
14. is not jealous
15. is trusting
16. doesn’t have to drink to party
17. paves the way, rather than following others
22.loves my family

23. loves his family
24. wants a family
33. forms opinions and discusses them
43. can carry on a conversation

44. knows how to shut up and listen
45. is open-minded
46. is spirited
47. is compassionate
48. loves acting goofy
52. is there for me when I most need him

53. has goals, and achieves them
54. supports my goals
55. is my best friend
69. understands my past

70. understands my need for independence
71. i want him to try to spoil me (though Ill refuse 2 let him!)
72. can keep up with my shopping abilities
73. likes to travel
89. loves me for me, and nothing more

90. isn’t lazy
91. can cook
92. knows how to do laundry
93. knows how to iron
94. is independent of his parents
95. handles conflicts with maturity
96. treats his mom right
98. has a magnetic personality that makes me LOVE him

That is a pretty good list. Man just when I thought I was close because I was clever and had a good sense of humor. I am way off. Back to the drawing board. WTF I just used that saying last night. Now I am not even clever. How am I getting worse on the what do girls want lists. Also why did they not have- "can pick out sweet furniture better then I can" on the list? Maybe because that sounds gay. Man! The one thing I am good at, maybe I will check that off as talent. Hot girls be warned now, I will be checking off this master list I will make and once I get 75% I will send it checked off in the mail with a yes or no on in and you can send it back to me letting me know how I am doing, if you think I am date able now. I got to get on it now. Lets start at the top kindness-

"My you look pretty today, let me get the door for you my dear" (Tip of the hat)

Kindness- check
onto number 2

Runaway

Yeah I always find something wrong

I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast


Let's have a toast to the Douchebags



Baby I got a plan




Run away fast as you can!

Thick girl

I wonder- if I tell a thick girl, "I don't know if I could handle you but I would like to try" do you think they would take that as a compliment? I mean I am saying I would like to try so obviously I think they are hot, or at least close to hot I guess, but I get it that they don't want to hear that they are thick and if they could be handled. Jeez ladies I call it like I see it. I saw a thing online for what girls look for most in guys. What I love to read glamour- purely for the topics to bring up on my blogs not for enjoyment. Honesty was really high so why don't they respect it when I tell them they are thick. Haha I would never say that now- I would have years ago but I have learned my lesson- I just think it. Wierd that humor is really always high on girls list. Am I missing something. Maybe I don't have the humor girls like. They should specify which type of humor they want- I have been working this hard to perfect the list of what girls want and now I find out they want a goofy sense of humor that they understand. Not something that takes them a few reads or a minute to let it sink in. Back to the drawing board right? The joke drawing board- zing- did you ladies just love that joke I said- I hope not because I can't bring myself to say many more corny jokes. But I do love a girl who will tell a corny joke here and there, as long as she knows it's corny and not actually creative. Almost as if she is saying it with a wink. Mostly because there is nothing better then a lady who winks. Where are you my love? Oh right I missed out on you when I called you thick- my deepest apologies. You didn't seem to appreciate my wink like I did yours. Now were both missing out my love.

Throw-in Challange

As you can see this is my mock up for the throw-in challenge. I know you are like oh my gosh Chris why are you not doing this for a living. I still have the squiggly lines for the spell check and for some reason the blue underline under best. Apparently I wanted that to stick out. This is just in the works right now the challenge is but I don't have much time before it gets cold and there is no way I can win if it gets cold out. She was great at the throw-in, she actually inspired me to practice. I would tell my dad to secretly film her throwing it in that way I could go home and break down what she was doing. What I could learn from her. Well I think I finally got it. It's all in the legs. Me and my design team have been putting in countless hours on this flyer/challenge so it will be really embarrassing if I show up and she doesn't but I will take it as a victory that she was scared to lose the throw-in crown. Me vs Lorie Coker what a battle. I am having a throw-in trophy made as well. I forgot to put on the flyer that there may be hot dogs served and live music, there won't be but I may put it just to draw in a crowd.  I will probably be wearing my old jersey and hopefully she will be wearing hers. I was number 16 wtf was her number. I guess I have to go watch the film, I was so busy yelling shark em and breaking down her throw-ins that I forgot to see what number she was. I hope you guys can make the contest. It will last all of five minutes with introductions and stuff. Trust me it will be awkward just as I like it. Wish me luck. Good luck to Lorie as well.