Yoga! Boom!

I know your wondering what such a cool guy like myself is doing on the computer on a Saturday night, not out with the ladies partying it up. Yeah I live such a wild life and I always kill it on the weekends, actually during the week as well so it should be surprising to you but I just needed a break. I just had to tell all the people expecting me out that I would have to sit this one out. They were heart broken. So tonight I will just be watching the Miami game that is at the half right now. Looking for new music, doing my basketball fantasy breakdown that I do in order to get my back to back championship, catch up on shows I don't have time to watch because I am so busy partying, and updating this blog if I think of anything sweet or just whatever I guess. Who am I kidding, everything I think of is sweet. Well most of it until I turn all douchebag and then you don't want anything to do with me.

I have done yoga before and it was actually pretty hard. Much harder then I thought it would but it was nothing like this.

Couples Retreat yoga:


Boom! Boom! Nothing like a wink at the end. Love it. Boom!

Mine is

You all should know by now that I like to listen to sermons on podcasts while I am working among other things. Today I was listening to the junkies and the other day I was listening to a Yale lecture on philosophy. It is sweet you can get lectures from different schools on itunes and also learn out loud which I was listening to the 5 love languages guy Gary Chapman- his podcast all of last week. I recommended it to someone but they didn't respond to me but they and you all should check it out. I have a lot of time to listen to these podcast so I am always trying new things to see what is good and what I just don't need to download anymore. So I saw this one girl's likes on facebook was Richmond Community Center so I decided to check it out because that is how I am I am curious. So I went to the webpage and they had podcast. So I downloaded a few of them and listened to them over this week. They had one on tell the truth, make the honor roll, crave contentment  and a lot more. I thought it was pretty good. It is very easy to listen to and relate to which is good. As I was listening I can definitely place myself into what he is talking about and figure out what I need to work on in my life. It is positive and you want to change after you hear them so overall it is a good message. The only thing I would like is a bit more theology. I know that is not for everyone but I like a lot of theology in my sermons to really push me learning wise and and humble me. I like both of these approaches though and even though I like the deeper stuff that is kind of dry I don't want to just here that only. So the other sermon like the Richmond church offers is also a good. I guess it depends on the mood for me. I think I will continue listening though but they don't put them out as fast as I could listen so I have to just hit like one or two a week. I was looking for one on bitter because the girl said last year that her church sermon was on being bitter and I always use the word and she liked the message, but I don't even know if it is the same church that she was talking about. I don't talk to her anymore and surprise it is because she won't talk to me- like anyone out there reading this is shocked haha.

So in all the time that I have to think during work I was doing some deep thinking in between podcast listens and I was like hmmmm I wonder what it is that makes girls not attracted to me. I didn't want to take this from an emotional level just a philosophical level- trying to evaluate myself which is hard to do- to take a look from the outside. Now I know a few things about me that are not good to start off with-

1. I never really meet new people
2. I am not overly welcoming when I do meet new people
3. I am at this time not much of a catch looks wise with the beard and the hair and just the overall mess of a man haha
4. When I do get to actually talk to a girl who finds me somewhat interesting I am way too much and wear my insecurities and securities on my sleeve
5. I open my mouth before I speak a lot of times and just say dumb things
6. I get obsessed with things very easily or go the other way and don't care about it at all

Alright so we all know there is many more of those but that is just for starters because I do find that there are some good things as well just they don't get seen as much. So I was thinking about the list I put up a week ago or so wondering hmmmm( once again a long hmmmmm to really let you know I was thinking right Auguste Rodin-get it?) where do I stand on each thing on the list so I will start from the top and see how I am with the first two and work on those unless I don't need to which is very likely the case in which I will move onto the next one. This list won't take long to fly through I imagine.

1. Kindness
I actually thought- yeah I am pretty kind not overly kind but kind. Then I started looking online for over an hour and realized- I am not really all that kind. I am average at best. I don't go out of my way to help people- not to say I don't give money to homeless and hold doors open and be nice to people on a regular basis but nothing that asks to much of me. So the first one on the list and I fail and I actually wonder what the deal is. Haha man well it looks like I need to work on number one. I am seeing a ton of ideas online that I like- giving anonymous money to people for food, volunteering, just pushing myself to be kinder. I am so involved in my own little world that I don't see what is going on around me and that is a shame. I call myself a Christian yet Jesus would not be proud of how little effort I have put in to being kind to others.

Kindness-Fail
I will work on it and keep you updated.

2. Honesty- I pride myself here- I am honest and I know that haha obviously if I am saying it to you it means I am. So I think I pass this one with flying colors. I may actually be too honest sometimes and could learn to hold back a little.

Mannish Boy

I have been on fire lately with this blog. I know you all love that. And thanks for reading this and thanks for the feedback. No really thanks for not saying a word, I appreciate that because that is why I write. I started to keep all the good stuff in a notebook so now you get the leftovers. All the stuff that makes me laugh out loud or should I say lol, goes into the notebook and then you get the other stuff I think about.

I know you have all seen these H&M commercials with the hot girl. Well I am going to post two of them cause the commercial is sweet. The song is mannish boy by muddy waters it's a blues song everyone should know. I think I like the black coat one better:





Man I love how she comes in on the right side right on the beat, that part is sweet. She is hot in this video, I saw a few pictures of this girl and she is way hotter in the video. Also I don't like the jacket that much.

Real song:


I'm a MAN!

Affair is coming am I right?

So I am listening to this podcast from Dr. Chapman again and it is talking about infidelity. This guest author he had on his show- Dave Carter who wrote this book torn asunder, on how people first get in affairs and what you should do to avoid them. He goes into greater detail about how to save the marriage and all that sort of stuff but the thing that took me back was first that 40% of Christian marriages by the time one of the partners reaches forty will experience infidelity. The second is when Gary Chapman asked Dave how to deal with infidelity and feelings for it, he said that what he suggest to all of his couples that he works with is that anytime you get a feeling of attraction towards someone else you discuss it with your spouse. He said he felt jealous the first time his wife told him, but that it actually helped his marriage to discuss it. He says that feelings for others is a natural thing, connecting with others because we spend so much time with the other sex in our lives that we are bound to have feelings so don't deny it just be open about it.

I actually like this idea but I think it is out there because you have to be so honest and so respectful of the information. Your spouse is coming to you with something she knows you may get bitter about, yet she is trying to be up front so that nothing comes of it so you have to respect that, but man I would really have to bite my tongue but it may be what people are missing. Someone that is naturally jealous may not be able to handle this and then what. I don't know if I would even want to know but also I would want to do what is best for the marriage. Someone try it and let me know how that works out for you. Then when I finally get married at 50 I will have to then like another women and let my wife know. See what she has to say about it.

Hey I am being honest you have to respect that about me right. I mean look at her, she is hotter then you, how was I know supposed to fall for that. Look at her butt. Did I just go to far on the information?

He talked about how most people don't think they are going to have an affair but that you are naive if you think it could never happen to you. He went on to say that none of the people he has worked with actually thought that they would do this, but it just happens. Great!!!

I'm above it.

Listen

Shut up and listen.

Knaan- wavin flag




Heard it on the world cup commercial. I am feelin it, I can't help but get up and break it down. Not nasty like you all know I can just more like hmm hold up oh I just did it to see if I could describe my dance. Lets say my fooling around dancing is way better then you will ever do. Get the point. Now play it back and do your little dance the best you can. Don't try to compare your dance to mine because it won't just feel the music you will be alright.

Did I mention

Did I mention I love your Double D's. Not your face so much or the rest of your body but your double d's. Ohhhhhhh I said it. Where my double d's at? Sing it Three 6.

Dream Dream Dream

I am feeling the Everly brothers song All I have to do. Check it out, it is old but that is what I like to drop on you all. You don't know about that old school junk. Well you don't know much about the newer stuff as far as I am concerned but we will start near the beginning and work our way up. A kind of music education.




So as I teased earlier, here is the rundown of the signs and their rankings with the other signs. The way it is written it just writes the two together one time so the last sign written is only going to have one sign written next to it. To find what the other ones are for that sign which I think is Pisces you have to check each sign. Get it? Of course not but you will see:

Aries
Aries+Aries=7.8
+Taurus=6.7
+Gemini=8.2
+Cancer=5.9
+Leo=8.1
+Virgo=5.2
+Libra=7.8
+Scorpio=7.8
+Sagittarius=6.3
+Capricorn=5.5
+Aquarius=5.7
+Pisces=2.8

Taurus
Taurus + Taurus=4.9
+Gemini=4.0
+Cancer=9.2
+Leo=7.9
+Virgo=9.0
+Libra=5.8
+Scorpio=8.8
+Sagittarius=4.4
+Capricorn=8.9
+Aquarius=3.9
+Pisces=8.5

Gemini
Gemini + Gemini=6.3
+Cancer=5.2
+Leo=7.9
+Virgo=4.5
+Libra=8.9
+Scorpio=9.0
+Sagittarius=5.5
+Capricorn=4.2
+Aquarius=7.8
+Pisces=3.5

Cancer
Cancer + Cancer=8.6
+Leo=7.3
+Virgo=7.8
+Libra=4.8
+Scorpio=9.4
+Sagittarius=5.5
+Capricorn=8.1
+Aquarius=3.7
+Pisces=8.1

Leo
Leo + Leo=8.8
+Virgo=7.8
+Libra=8.7
+Scorpio=7.2
+Sagittarius=8.2
+Capricorn=6.3
+Aquarius=4.2
+Pisces=8.1

Virgo
Virgo + Virgo=5.0
+Libra=3.9
+Scorpio=8.7
+Sagittarius=2.5
+Capricorn=9.2
+Aquarius=4.3
+Pisces=3.6

Libra
Libra + Libra=2.4
+Scorpio=3.7
+Sagittarius=7.8
+Capricorn=4.5
+Aquarius=8.3
+Pisces=6.1

Scorpio
Scorpio + Scorpio=5.8
+Sagittarius=4.5
+Capricorn=8.4
+Aquarius=3.5
+Pisces=9.1

Sagittarius + Sagittarius=4.6
+Capricorn=5.1
+Aquarius=9.4
+Pisces=4.8

Capricorn
Capricorn + Capricorn=6.9
+Aquarius=5.6
+Pisces=8.2

Aquarius
Aquarius + Aquarius=5.2
+Pisces=4.6

Pisces
Pisces + Pisces=3.2

Scoprio has a ton of high ones which is not a surprise at all because I am so sweet- no wonder I have so many girls always just trying to get them off of me. But it looks like even though I am compatitible with alot of other signs, the cancer is the highest for me so I shall wait. I hope you use this as the only guide to how you choose your mate, don't trust your gut because it will be wrong. Trust what this says and nothing else. Look back at how many times you trusted what you thought was right- now go back and think if you were right- I already know the answer- you were wrong. See WTF do you know. So listen to this guide and only get with who you are told to be with. And if your with someone that is low compatibility then dump then or divorce them or whatever right now because it is bound to happen.

Tease

Just wetting your appetite, I have already planned the blog I got tonight. It is about compatibility of the zodiacs. I will give each sign- I didn't make these up I read them in a book. So if you are an leo, then it will show you how good you are with every other sign. I don't know if other people believe in this stuff but my sign is very close to getting me right so I have to believe in that. So I have to play guitar and eat and watch some shows but don't worry I will hit you back up. Now you are like wait am I with the right person, how can you do this to me leaving me like this to wonder. It's like the tease at the 5 o'clock news- and we have something that your kids are eating at school that could kill your kids in under 1 min- tonight at 11. Boom tease- I learned that in college.

Blah Blah Blah

Why can't at least one person put something clever on their facebook status updates. Blah Blah Blah that is all I am seeing. I know mine are out there and I just put one because I was loving what I had written last night so much I had to share it with the world. Obviously since I have no followers on here which is really embarrassing but i keep on keeping on I guess. Thanks readers for never leaving me any feedback- I do this all for you by the way. Right? The right reason. But back to my original point, wait back to my second point before I was interrupted by my back to the first point comment-rudely I might add- which point was I on wtf? oh talking about my status update- well you may see it on facebook and you will not laugh because it is not original to you, I have to recycle my jokes because like I have said before I am saving them for someone special. I have them written down in a book, jeez even this is not original the whole writing my jokes down in a book, nothing I say now is original I used the kay commercial joke months ago, but I think I was killing with that then, which is why I went right back to it. I don't think it worked as well because no one is laughing. Just me. I can't believe I used up all my good material. Hold up I am looking through fb now let me see how many status updates of my 75 friends or whatever- and of those friends how many of those people actually talk to me. Haha yeah exactly like 7, I have some telling me we can't be friends yet I am still a friend on fb so I guess in that world I am not harmless, just in real life. So I just looked and every ones page is horrible. What is the point. I used to have a bad page, wait I just looked at mine it is still awful with no pictures and jokes that it seems only I get and laugh at. I am the same in real life no picture and jokes only a few people get. Lets hope everyone else is a bit better. Doubt it. No lets hope for truth and integrity and inspiration or just something clever- something like that. Right? Haha ok. I wish I could put a thumbs down on peoples status updates and no one take it personal but they would because they are to sensitive but that way they would think about it before they leave something that was so plain like "going to the mall" or "picking up dogs turds" wait no one even writes that its worse then that, so bad I am like why the f am I on here, I guess just waiting for a diamond in the rough or something like that. I only go on there every once in awhile now more then the last few weeks but I always leave disappointed- you all are a huge disappointments let me tell you that. Now I am going to go to sleep but I am bitter at each and everyone of you. Every Kiss Begins With Kay.

I will get back at it tonight

Coming tonight since I have hardly anytime to think right now like you all expect out of me. Which is to be very interesting and very funny, no witty, you just expect greatness I can tell it is so much pressure. I actually am not living up to my own standards lately, I don't really think I ever have, to be honest but somedays are way closer. The last few weeks though I have been way off but I will get it back. Probably the last six months I have been off. Anyway where was I, oh bragging about how sweet I was and about how I just saw an article on yahoo saying "dating mistakes even smart women make." I love to comment on those freakin things because as we all know, I am an expert. Considering I have absolutely no experience I think that qualifies right. So check this schedule for tonight. Eat out with family, play guitar for an hour, read :30 min of bible commentary book, write something sweet on here, do music theory study, maybe watch some snl, play a bit more guitar since I have to catch up, then do the classic on my knees with my hands in prayer and try to fake like I am praying in case anyone walks in on me. Actually no I will really pray and I don't do the on my knees thing, I cramp up. Then go to bed and wake up for more work. I feel like frank the tank with such a busy day in front of me. So productive- what a loser.

Dream

Last night I saw you in my dream, now I can't wait to go to sleep.
And you actually looked pretty hot in it. I was Surprised.
Man I was having a really good dream and just when it is getting really good of course you know what is coming, I wake up right in the freakin middle of it. Bitter. Then I lay there trying to will myself back into the dream and that never works. I guess I don't know if it was the middle, it could have been near the end of the dream anyway, but either way I didn't get to finish it. Then I am like closing my eyes trying to picture what would happen, but it's not the same.

Zac Attack, smoking hot, team needs

Why the F will I be up tonight, after a long day of work- gathering info on nfl team needs for the upcoming draft in april. Man I got to get a life.

Also tell me if you agree with me- don't you get atleast get a semi when you see a hot girl rocking a cigarette. Nothing hotter then that right? Okay maybe some things are hotter but hardly anything. Am I being serious right now? HMMM. Let me check my pants. Nevermind then, false alarm I must not like it when a girl smokes then. Who knew?

Keep smoking- I forgot to mention how I love when that same girl with the cig talks like the nerdy guy Froggy from Saved By the Bell.

Need to stop hating

WTF was I hating about. I thought ok she is average before. But after I saw these new pics, as annoying as she is, as fake as she looks, and really as big of a douchebag as her husband is I still am feeling her. I am liking Heidi Montag more and more. I don't like those slippers though but I can get over them. She looks a bit to much like a playboy model which sometimes can be to plastic looking and not very girl next door but still which I love, but girls around here aren't this hot. Not even close. And I need to stop hating on hot girls so much, and just hate on average girls more. She still isn't close to the top ten don't get me wrong but she has atleast made lets say a top 100 list if I actually had one of those.

It is here

Finally the day I have been waiting for. There is not one person that should be working past 12 today. I have always taken off this day and tomorrow because well it is the greatest two days in sports. I hope you all did the same and I know you guys filled your brackets out already so your not rushing to get it done. I know you did at least an hour of research- I did four but it doesn't probably matter because my moms bracket will probably beat mine. I am a stats guy big time so I feel better breaking down the numbers. Man it is gonna be sweet. Can't wait.

Also I want to say a belated happy birthday to my dad and Jeff. Me letting you guys have a better bracket then me every few years is my present to you all but not this year. No present.

Don't make me look

You know what I hate. Well among many things, the look of a pregnant woman. I really hate when they flaunt it also, wearing tight shirts like it looks good. It doesn't. I see it I gag. Yeah it's natural and having a kid is a beautiful thing but the pregnant look is not. And if my future wife ever reads this then I want to say "ohhh no you look great with your huge stomach (wink wink). It's everyone else that looks gross pregnant but not you, your the only one who looks good like this(wink). That is why I married you. And your personality right? (On a side note I am so tired of winking at girls, it never works at all I just come across as a perv. It always works in the movies but I love the idea of a wink, I actually put that into my schedule- play guitar, work out, read bible, wink practice, watch the game, write something dumb on here, look at pregnant girls on the internet, throw up, eat, pray, go to bed. Dream about something pervy.What a life.) Where was I- oh telling my wife how hot she was while she is pregnant. "Look I know I haven't hit it in the past two months that you have started getting that really hot stomach going but you just keep catching me at a bad time. Maybe later I can rub some cocoa butter on your stomach so you don't get stretch marks, and while I am at it I can rub your feet. Excuse me my stomach just suddenly got upset. I don't want to bother you again tonight or the baby, I think I'm just gonna sleep on the couch again. He kicks to hard, he wakes me up. Love you though"

I am gonna be such a good husband.
Man my future wife is gonna love me. I am a freaking sweet catch basically.

Out of my league

In honor of the movie she's out of my league. A girl who is way out of my league. Why the F don't any girls look like that around here. If you are thinking well maybe I am close to her- let me tell you now- your not. And seriously stop thinking about me, it probably doesn't help that your reading this, always wondering what I'm blogging about. This girl is what I think about. And the lack of girls like this around here. Thanks for visiting though.

Stop it

Does your dude know that you think about me almost as much as you think about him. Haha now your gonna say "what no I don't." If you even have to clarify that in your head-about any guy, not just me then your in trouble. It's cool though because he is with you and I just get to pop in your thoughts at different parts of the day without getting the real part. When something just reminds you of me-how convenient. I know you would say he has nothing to worry about, and you can try to convince yourself and maybe if you say it enough you two will be fine, but I know if I am ever with someone which how rare is that, but thinking about someone else, in the end it doesn't last. Obviously. But just keep saying "We will be fine, this other guy who I think about throughout the day means nothing" I am sure you two will be the couple that beats the odds. Right? Stop thinking about me so much- haha like you can help it!

Wonder

Ceci pourrait tout être une illusion.


Just Be In It Then!


What a numbnut I am?

My work here is done

What do you think I was taking a picture of here to show you guys? Yeah the dad's outfit is right.

I went to a comic convention the other day in D.C. Normally I am not into that kind of thing but I heard it was a place to see hot girls who seem to not know that they are hot or even care.

I show up there by myself, which I know is risky but no one else would go with me. I am just walking around minding my own business like always acting like I am looking at comics when really I am just trying to check out the girls. But then this guy with his family comes waltzing by, they would stop at every booth and pose even if no one was taking a picture. Man did he think he was so high and mighty with that outfit. I was dressed up also. I was wearing an old hulk outfit, but more like the lou ferrigno hulk where basically I was just painted green with a wig on and scowling the whole afternoon- so angry. The people who told me I should go said everyone dresses up at these things but of course I get there and I think there was maybe 8-10 people dressed up. That includes me and this family. Needless to say I felt like an idiot.

So this guy is just strutting his stuff like he sewed the outfit himself or something. Big whoop you are walking around in a store bought Mr. Incredible outfit. As he walks by there are a few people at the booth I am at, while I am looking at batman trading cards( I bought 3 packs and got a limited edition Joker card in one of them) and they are like going crazy saying oh the incredibles can we get your picture. I don't see the big deal so I make a face like who cares. So dad must have seen the face because he goes- you got a problem hulk? And then I was like well not really I am just looking through these xmen trading cards trying to figure out which ones I have which ones I don't (making it seem like I am really into this stuff) so he was like "thought so."

Right then I turned from David Banner to the hulk on the inside and maybe on the outside a little. I looked down at my hands- they were green, I looked at my arms, they were green. At that moment I was the hulk. Then I remembered I had painted myself green before so it wasn't real but it was too late, the switch was made.

As he turns and walks away to pose for more photos, I was like you know what actually I do have a problem sir. (You see how polite I am being at this point by saying sir.) He goes oh really what is it, and I say first off those boots you have on are ridiculous looking they don't fit at all and they are like flat like you got your foot ran over by a car. What size are those anyway? He quickly responded 15's and I quickly responded yeah but those don't fit you, I mean what size do you normally wear, so he quickly responded 10's. So I quickly responded- yeah not so impressive anymore sir. (Still keeping it respectful) Also you can't even fill out those undies you got on. He looks at me like I am gay, so I knew I had to clear the air by saying-what I am not gay or nothing I just noticed when you were taking the picture how baggy your underwear was and that you really had no shot of filling those briefs out. That didn't seem to help to break the gay ice so I basically came out and said listen mr.incredible you do nothing for me but your wife on the other hand she does a little something (I winked at her, don't know if she liked it, I could not get a read on her.) He said really, while pounding his fist into his other hand, the universal signal for I am ready to fight. So I said I also noticed how big your wife's chest is and how unlike that is of the character she is playing. So the guy was like hold on first your looking at my junk and then your looking at my wife's chest. What are you some kind of bi-perv? So I was like, I thought I made myself clear- I am not into guy's, do you not get that. Your wiener size was just a normal observation.

Then I thought it was the perfect time to not only to try a second wink at the wife but also say"don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry." By that time security is over and they have to break it all up and tell us to go our separate ways but I think I really turned some heads that day. I made my mark again. I felt like a real superhero you know?

The last month or so I have been on a journey not only to better myself but also better the world and others. I think I really helped the world by putting that guy in his place, no one else would stand up to that guy, not when he has that outfit on- yeah it helped that I was dressed as hulk, giving me that confidence but I knew what needed to be done. Old me would have let him just walk away but not the new me, I will take any chance I get to try and put a man in his place in front of his wife and kids now.

So if I have any advice to give you it is don't be scared of a man dressed an a incredibles outfit. He may look muscular but look at his junk it's small and he knows it. Also don't stop at just two winks, as we were getting broken up from the whole thing I winked again at her and I noticed as she walked away with her family, she looked back at me and smiled. I announced to the crowd at that moment "my work here is done" and sprinted out as fast I could. They slow clapped for me as I ran out.

Bunny ears

Do you know what I hate? I hate when people give the bunny ears in pictures. I mean I really hate that. Well last week I am at the park just walking around minding my business. I was actually sitting on a bench sitting on my peanut butter and jelly sandwich because I love it when the sandwich is smooshed like back in the day on field trips. So anyway I am just sitting there minding my freaking business when some guy out of nowhere gives his kid the bunny ears. WTF? There goes the evening.

Now I could have done three things here.

1. Ignored it and let him think he was funny, let him think he actually came up with something brilliant. I was about to actually do that but I was just fuming inside. All I could picture was that smug guys face when he develops those pictures and he pulls out the one with the bunny ears and he dies laughing and gives his kid the old nudge with the elbow into the ribs like "I really got you son."

2. Yell out "Nice bunny ears, is this 1985?" Zing. That way imagine how dumb he would feel when a guy just grinding away on a bench embarrasses him in front of his kids. The purpose behind this is that next time he thinks about bunny ears, he thinks about the time he got the old rabbit out of the hat trick pulled on him, which means, oh man I don't know, I was just trying to connect rabbit and bunny but could not, either way he would think twice about doing it because one he knows it is not that funny and also that I could always be around the corner or on a bench with a pb and j.

3. Take a picture of him doing the ears, then develop that picture, then photoshop me into the background giving him bunny ears. Basically he would have no clue what hit him, because why he thinks he is getting one over on his kid, I am getting one over on him. I would somehow have to get his address to send it to him but at that point I was so mad I could barely think straight, but I figured getting this goofs address would be a piece of cake if I just fake complimented him on the bunny ears and said haha nice one, where do you live? Oh really stafford, no I mean exactly like street name and everything, haha I love those bunny ears classic. Yeah that easy to get his address and send him the "what's good for the goose is good for the gander picture." Actually I'd say hey what was that you just did on the pic with your son, with the fingers? And he is like oh this(doing the bunny ears, showing me like I don't know) and I am like yeah what is that? And he is like bunny ears. Oh haha that is funny, you just made that up? He is like no it's been around for years. (I would love to say exactly but I hold back) And I am like man that is funny, where do you get your pictures developed? He tells me of course, then I take my photoshop picture to the place he gets it developed, pay the guy behind the counter to replace his bunny ear shot with mine, then wait until the guy comes in to get his pictures, tail him home and watch as he opens the pictures, waiting to just crack up until "wait who is this guy giving me bunny ears, ruining the shot? Oh that is the guy who said he never heard of bunny ears yet he was behind me the whole time giving me bunny ears. Son of a! How did he get behind me there was no room and you mean to tell me he knew what bunny ears were the whole time. Ohhhh man. Then I sign something like never do bunny ears again on the back. And go apologize to your son now!

So which one do you think I am going to choose?- Yep number 3, I am still working on the photoshop part of it but here is the photo I took that day. I already took down where he gets it developed and he fell for the "what are bunny ears" trick I played on him. Everything is working out perfect. Also I did kill my pb and j still but it was not nearly as sweet as I hoped. This guy almost made me lose my appetite. Thanks guy, but don't worry he will get his.

I hate bunny ears!