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Why can't at least one person put something clever on their facebook status updates. Blah Blah Blah that is all I am seeing. I know mine are out there and I just put one because I was loving what I had written last night so much I had to share it with the world. Obviously since I have no followers on here which is really embarrassing but i keep on keeping on I guess. Thanks readers for never leaving me any feedback- I do this all for you by the way. Right? The right reason. But back to my original point, wait back to my second point before I was interrupted by my back to the first point comment-rudely I might add- which point was I on wtf? oh talking about my status update- well you may see it on facebook and you will not laugh because it is not original to you, I have to recycle my jokes because like I have said before I am saving them for someone special. I have them written down in a book, jeez even this is not original the whole writing my jokes down in a book, nothing I say now is original I used the kay commercial joke months ago, but I think I was killing with that then, which is why I went right back to it. I don't think it worked as well because no one is laughing. Just me. I can't believe I used up all my good material. Hold up I am looking through fb now let me see how many status updates of my 75 friends or whatever- and of those friends how many of those people actually talk to me. Haha yeah exactly like 7, I have some telling me we can't be friends yet I am still a friend on fb so I guess in that world I am not harmless, just in real life. So I just looked and every ones page is horrible. What is the point. I used to have a bad page, wait I just looked at mine it is still awful with no pictures and jokes that it seems only I get and laugh at. I am the same in real life no picture and jokes only a few people get. Lets hope everyone else is a bit better. Doubt it. No lets hope for truth and integrity and inspiration or just something clever- something like that. Right? Haha ok. I wish I could put a thumbs down on peoples status updates and no one take it personal but they would because they are to sensitive but that way they would think about it before they leave something that was so plain like "going to the mall" or "picking up dogs turds" wait no one even writes that its worse then that, so bad I am like why the f am I on here, I guess just waiting for a diamond in the rough or something like that. I only go on there every once in awhile now more then the last few weeks but I always leave disappointed- you all are a huge disappointments let me tell you that. Now I am going to go to sleep but I am bitter at each and everyone of you. Every Kiss Begins With Kay.