10 reasons

Dr. Love is baaaaaack. Is that name sticking yet because I will continue to say it until it does. This one is on 10 reasons why guys aren't approaching girls.

Pretty simple I think, not alot of jokes on this one.

1. Your surrounded by lots of friends
Well here we go, most likely there is one hot one, one girl who thinks she is hotter then she really is, one average one who is kind of quiet, a loud girl who is probably pretty annoying, and one ugly girl where you are like how the F did she get with that group. Which one do you choose. I just the ugly one, why two fold, it is your best chance to actually have a girl interested in you and it makes the other girls jealous. All I am about is you getting in the game so if that means you have to date a couple of ugly girls for a few years until it finally hits the hot girl that you are worth a shot then that is what you need to do. I am on like my eighth ugly girl right now just to show girls that I don't care about looks. I am like hey hot girl look at me with old uglies over here, would a jerk be dating this old hag, don't think so. It will work in the end, I can see she is coming around.
2. She is too hot
Yeah stay away from the real hot girls, most of the time they are not hot enough to deal with their huge ego, usually the room is only big enough for two things and your not one of them. Move on to the next one.
3. She is getting to tipsy
What the F? That means approach the F out of her. Remember no morals in my training. This is your shot to slip in there. Now if you feel bad about banging a girl that is passed out well first off grow a pair and second off do this, lay her in the bed, take her clothes off and take yours off and then fake sleep until she wakes up, even do the fake snore like real loud and then like do a big stretch when you fake wake up she will by it and be like hey whats up, did we??? just like in the movies right? then play like real awkward and play like you were real drunk also and you will be fine. That is your in right there. Fake drunk, fake banging, your in. Nothing better then fake.
4. Looking sloppy
Oh nothing better then finding a girl who just looks like butt and then making her over. You want something with a good foundation, it's like finding a house that is a fixer upper. You need to find something that will work in the end. You don't want to get a girl who is say a 2 and then make her up, spend all that time and she is an 5. You want 3 to an 9. Look at that investment. So really start looking for something dumpy and don't let her ever get confidence because she will leave you if she ever thinks she is an 9. Just say things like hey it would be so sweet if you were hot but your just like one of us I love hanging with you. That kind of thing.
5.Downer Demeanor
Yeah they are right here there is nothing worse then a debbie downer.
6.She is with another guy in any capacity
True, if you see a girl with another guy, he better be gay, and if you can spot the kind of guy she is with to see where you fit in. If he is a douche just walk away. You can probably slap her in the face, I like to carry a white glove with me and when I see a hot girl with a douchebag I put the glove on and then like in the movies I take it off finger by finger and then slap her in the face with it. Just to show my disappointment, I think a glove face smack is universal. Just move on to the next girl if she is with that guy. You never want a shot because he is probably hung, he is probably orange, he probably spends alot of time getting ready, all the things you are not. That is the kind of guy you are like wtf is that girl thinking but she is stuck. Once you go douchebag you never go back. Sorry fellas.
7.She has a ring
50% of marriages end in divorce which means most of those girls with a ring on their finger are not happy. So just wait it out if you can, if she is worth it, she will be through with that guy soon enough, trust me count all your friends now, half of them will not be together in 7 years. I love those odds.
8.She seems busy
Well she probably is, but just like the divorce you got to wait it out. She will come to her senses, maybe even get married twice but you got plenty of time, she will see one day, maybe go get a tan, so much so that you are a bit like a carrot, then maybe she won't be so busy huh? Do you own a shirt two sizes two small, go buy one and rock that hard don't look insecure in it own it and swell up in that freakin black mini. Look you have to do what you have to do to win this girl, and if it means looking like a douchebag then that is what you have to do, I am only here to get you in the game so this outfit I am asking you to wear is just part of that. Suit up young fella.
9.She is literally tough to catch
Your not trying hard enough numbnuts. You just feel stupid about this outfit I got you in. Don't, look around the room, look at all the guys with the girls, you look like one of them now. Act like your one of them. Always look at yourself in the mirror not because your embarrassed but because you love yourself so much you can't help it, she will see you on her way to the bathroom and be like I love that shirt, is that glitter on it. Your like yeah I bedazzled it the other day. Boom your in.
10. She is a wall flower
This is where you spot the fixer upper. It will be dark if you are at a club that is why I like to do my dirty work during the day time. You never know what you will find at the gym. I like to first just look chest level. That way I can knock out all the smalls. Nope to small, yeah right a cup, that sorta thing, then I go up to the face- hmm pony and glasses but good face I can do something with that, even though I am grossed out right now looking at her I see potential. Lets make sure she doesn't have alot of confidence and she is not the ugly one in the group. See they will look out for her you want a girl with just like one cool friend who doesn't think your in it for yourself. She thinks you are hanging with this girl because you like her. Hahaha yeah like I would do that, I am here for the future investment. So pay attention to the wall flowers because that may be where it's at.