New Direction

So I was thinking today... I should just leave it at that. But I won't because I know you all would not be able to sleep tonight. Did you see my facebook status. I just turned into a douche right before every one's eyes. As soon as I wrote about what I actually was doing that day I could feel I turned douche in my stomach, everything changed from that point on I was like Scott Howard( Michael J Fox) in teen wolf except he turned cooler once he became the wolf it was almost like backwards for me like I have been the wolf and then I turned into the normal loser. Now boof wants everything to do with me because I am a loser and the hot girl wants nothing to do with me. That's weird. What a chain of events I just set off in my life. I can't even dunk now. All because I insisted on right about picking up a turd which was a lie because I wanted to say dropped but didn't know how people would feel about it so I went with picked up actually I didn't I just said it because I mention that about picking up the turd the other day.

I was thinking today how good I am at giving dating advice and how freakin sweet my dating advice post are. So maybe from now on since I am trying to be more focused I will just be like Dr. Love on here and just give dating advice. I am full of it. You know its like I could just give helpless romantics waiting to be hooked up advice and not even date and I would be happy because I know those losers would be better off. They just need a push in the right direction. I just help get guys in the game that is all, give them a shot because that is all most of these guys need, I tell the guys and this is the lines I am famous for around dating circles, this is my money maker right here: "She's a nice person! She doesn't want to hurt your feelings! What else is she going to say? She doesn't even know you... yet. Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until she sees it, and that's where I come in. My job is to open her eyes. Basic Principles - no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet; he just needs the right broom."

There it is I just laid it on you all for free. Confidence boost you know for the goof. I open her eyes for him. Let her see what the f she needs to see. So he gets a shot actually, which sounds crazy. Then the girl realizes what was I thinking with those other douchebags where has this loveable loser been all my life(surprise)!!! And then at the same time my love life is not existent and like I go on a date and become allergic to something and my face gets really fat, and then I also kick the love of my life in the face on a jet ski, and then she gets real mad at me because I am like a love doctor. She wants nothing to do with me and she is like I can't do this you need to back off because your Dr. Love. And I am like fine- the same time the fat guy I am helping is losing the love of his life and he is falling apart. His heart is breaking into like 5 pieces I think. He is like "You know what it's like getting up every morning? Feeling hopeless, feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man. But, at the same time hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it's never going to be with you." or something like that. So I decide to give the girl a call and she was hating but she realized that big loser was the one for her and I had nothing to do with it, just opened her eyes. Job well done right?

But then I still have the issue of my own junk going on so I realize I can't go on without her, I don't know what my life will be like, if it will turn out, but I have to take the chance so I find her and I say "That's what people do.They leap, and hope to God they can fly, because otherwise you just drop like a rock, wondering the whole way down, why in the *hell* did I jump? But here I am, (girls name right here), falling, and the only one that makes me feel like I can fly... is you." Yep Yep I know right and you want to know what happens then. She still said nope I can't do it I am with this douchebag and your a loser. Nice try buddy. So Dr. Love fails again but like I said I don't need that as long as I can make others happy. I know my purpose in life now is to just help these schlubs find true love. How can I fight what I was put here to do? I can't. I won't. I have to put my own happiness aside and fulfill my destiny which is why I am saying my posts for now will be dating advice. You will learn alot and it will be free because why should I charge something so great.

You know they should make a movie out of this.

So I will put a post up tonight I think it will be on 10 things he is thinking before his first date. Glamour article- I will break it down because they don't know anything, I do.

Dr. Love