Monday, May 10, 2010

Elisha Cuthbert

Oh man I used to love this girl. After I saw this movie(sweet movie by the way, it is very underrated) The girl next door, all I was hoping was for a girl who looked like this:

Man she was sick in that movie. You don't ever see girls like this. Ever. Which is probably why I didn't find her. But of course, oh how things change and the hot girls go downhill like always because look at her now.



Not to say she is still not pretty hot ,but that is not the same girl as the one from the movie and the top picture. She looks like an everyday good looking girl. I am sure the one on top is a bit airbrushed but still they would have to go to town with the one on the bottom. I know you ladies are now thinking whatever your a jerk. Well sorry but this is what guys are thinking about. I just need to tell you. Of course I have higher expectations then that. But I have been told my expectations are way to high, well stop teasing me then and I won't expect much trust me. Jeez how much faith we put in hot girls and they always let us down with their eating habits and the slow metabolism. My girl is gonna be on a strict 1000 cal a day diet, that I will prepare for her. She will be ugly I am sure but she will have as good a body as she could possibly have. I will make sure she reaches her peak. Me on the other hand its not about the looks for the girls, its all about the zings. Sorry ladies no washboard abs here. It's not about that for me and it should not be about that for you. I hate superficial girls.

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