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I remember this show for some reason and had to put a clip of it on here. I still talk about this show with Joey. We still rock the scissors(snip) part. I love that little midget- is that politically incorrect- well to hell with that, no one's going to tell me what I can or cannot call him right?
It is from The assistant with Andy Dick- a reality show on mtv, it was funny. Yeah I know an mtv show that was funny- amazing.

Here is the clip, it's long.

Ten things

Not that I hate about you, even though I could come up with atleast that much. But no it is in glamour ten things your man never needs to know. Now this again is coming from a dumb couple of girls who thinks they know what a man needs to know. They are idiots about this so I am going to break it down since I really know what the heck I am talking about.
1. The number of guys you have slept with:
Wrong- what guy doesn't want to know if he is going out with a slut. You should definitely tell him, but first if it is like 25 which I am sure it is atleast that for most of you ladies, tell him it is somewhere between 10-30. That way he has fun with it. He can be tossin and turning thinking ok ten that is alright, 30 oh man can I actually be with this slutty girl. That will give him some real confidence issues and in the end it will only better him.
2. What happened the time you got food poisoning
Again wrong. I don't like to think of a girl as never throwing up or blowing it up. I hate it when a girl never admits to that stuff. She is only human so go ahead and tell the guy, the more graphic the better, I see it and really get into the story with noises and stuff. He will love it.
3. Where you learned your signature sex move
Ok well if he already knows your a slut since you told him about number 1 then why does he care how you learned the move, maybe he will think "oh she had 30 other guys she was just perfecting the move for me. That's my little slut"
4. That no matter how happy you are you still pine for your ex
There is where I agree with them, I don't want to hear this alright, I don't care that you love his chubby stomach, that he can be funny every once in awhile, that he can be kind-of interesting- not really interesting but still, no I don't want to hear about this guy, I mean how can I compete? I can't so stop it. Wait who am I talking to?
5. Mustache bleaching
What, I would love to hear about this, better yet I would love for you to stop bleaching it because I am crazy for a girl with a good stache. I am sitting here trying to think about how a girl would do a mustache ride, anyway stop bleaching it now, and start growing it, no hitler though, no one can ever rock a hitler anymore.
6. That you snoop around his email, and call log just to see what you really think of him:
so they got another one right- I would hate this. First off I would tell you everything, mostly except that I love your belly, I won't tell you that cause I don't, nor will I tell you that I like your dance moves if I didn't and I won't tell you you look good if you don't but other then that anything you need to know I will tell you so never snoop around in a guys emails and text, just freaking ask.
7. Your best sex:
What the heck do I care- you have been with a bunch of guys, of course some of the dudes were gonna knock it out of the park, even if they were chubby.
8. That braceface was the nicest of your nicknames in middle school:
This one is stupid
9. Just how hot you think his friend is:
Yeah this one you should probably not say but since I really don't see any of my friends, if you see any of them, I would say for you to tell them I said what up. Since I don't see them that often you probably won't either so it is no big deal.
10. That you once hooked up with your best guy friend:
What? I thought that dude was gay, you mean to tell me you hooked up with that guy eww. That is what I would say. Of course I would judge every guy you hooked up with anyway so just throw him into the list of many. I would be like oh that guy is a loser. Oh man you love guys who are not sweet, not funny, no passion, and your like I beg to differ about the passion because he killed it many time, and I am like I am sure he did but is he this flexible and then I proceed to do the v-sit and reach( with the meter stick and everything where you are like holding my legs) and your like no he wasn't that flexible but who cares, then I am like what about pull-ups, how many of them can he get( I knock out 20 right in your face, your reading the paper by now) then I am like come over here and count how many push ups I can do in a minute. You say shut up and count yourself (your getting really annoyed now), so I do, and I do 90 or so, I may have cheated on the last few but you weren't watching- your not impressed, and then your like why am I even with you and I say I will show you- I will be back in 6 minutes flat, then when I return from my sweet mile run to show you how good of a catch I am, there is a note saying I left you for a new guy(he is a douchebag, I'm sure) and all your stuff is gone, and I am like man she packs fast, then I check the clock and am pumped about my 6 min mile, then I go watch the Olympics, and teen wolf. You on the other hand go wax your mustache because your insecure about it and think the new guy may hate it. He probably will. But what can you expect when you date a loser.

Teen Wolf

Me and Joey were discussing how sweet the movie teen wolf was. It comes on t.v. all the time but I think it gets overlooked. Anyway, we were acting out different parts of the movie, talking about Boof and Scott making out in the closest and he scratches her back. Remember that? And Stiles and Scott surfing on the car. Remember that? And when Scott plays the general in the play. Remember that? How about when Scott actually turns into the wolf turning the basketball game for the first time and everyone is like what the F. This is one of the sweetest scenes in all of movie history, especially with the sick song playing as the wolf is just running it.
If you don't know about that scene you better get on it. If I see any of you readers around then all I want to talk about is teen wolf. I don't care about the other boring stuff you want to talk about, because I know it won't be as good as Scott's reverse throw down. Nor will it be as interesting as the song. So get yourself familiarized with the scene because it is a must know. Get on it now!




Alright, let's play a little ball here.

The drama!

You know what!

That's where it should be all along.

Turning to inspiration:
I did find a song that always gets me going, it is the song from the trailer of where the wild things are: This is the live version, its Wake Up by arcade fire. I love the neon in their concert.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq6M4PWKvq4

It is actually kind of sad but I still like it. The chorus is really sweeping and the first riff is raw and catchy. It is like the verse is you breaking down and the chorus is lifting. Sweet.
Here are some lyrics:

Somethin’ filled up
my heart with nothin’,
someone told me not to cry.

But now that I’m older,
my heart’s colder,
and I can see that it’s a lie.

Children wake up,
hold your mistake up,
before they turn the summer into dust.

If the children don’t grow up,
our bodies get bigger but our hearts get torn up.
We’re just a million little god’s causin rain storms turnin’ every good thing to rust.
I guess we’ll just have to adjust.

There you have it. May it inspire you. No? Not surprised.

Bring it

Ohhhh Bring it to me, Bring your sweet loving, Bring it on home to me!

Yeah

Yeah

I have decided this girl is now hotter than Marisa Miller. She is the new Marisa Miller in my eyes. Her name is Candice Swanepoel. She is also a Victoria Secret model. And she is ridiculous looking. Someone last week asked me who a ten was in my eyes. I said I have only seen one in person, but this girl would definitely be a ten easy. Far and away, she makes everything else seem well pretty weak.

Jessica

I used to hate on Jessica Simpson, but that is probably because everyone used to like her so much. But now that she seems to be down I think I am starting to like her more and more. John Mayer didn't hurt her situation at all with me either. I actually went onto her twitter page and although it is not overly interesting, it says enough that I even went on there because I have never looked on anyone elses twitter page before. I saw she has a show on Vh1 coming up but I saw she said stuff about inner beauty and that sort of stuff. That doesn't sound like something I would be into but I guess now with my new love of her I have to give it atleast one minute to see if it is any good. If she looks hot enough I can maybe watch it but she better not be wearing those mom jeans. No amount of inner beauty can help that.

And?

And here I am. I am an INTJ it seems. An INTJ Jung personality type description says I may be:

INTJ
loner, more interested in intellectual pursuits than relationships or family, not very altruistic, not very complimentary, would rather be friendless than jobless, observer, values solitude, perfectionist, detached, private, not much fun, hidden, skeptical, does not tend to like most people, socially uncomfortable, not physically affectionate, unhappy, does not talk about feelings, hard to impress, analytical, likes esoteric things, tends to be pessimistic, not spontaneous, prone to discontentment, guarded, does not think they are weird but others do, responsible, can be insensitive or ambivalent to the misfortunes of others, orderly, clean, organized, familiar with darkside, tends not to value organized religion, suspicious of others, can be lonely, rarely shows anger, punctual, finisher, prepared.

Now I am not all of those things. Definitely not, but many of those traits I do have. I would like to think I am happy but I am not very organized. I don't think I am lonely or punctual. But for the most part I agree with these. Man I really see that I am sweet after I go back over and look at them. No wonder I am so close to people and people can't get enough of me. I actually have to turn down friendships- oh wait that may be the other way around? Maybe I am just being pessimistic right?

Here is what another site says about INTJ:

The INTJ’s unique style can have varied effects on others. Some find their manner of speaking and behaving strange and feel uneasy around them. Others are attracted by those same factors, especially those drawn to the apparent solidity and confidence that stems from the INTJ’s strong belief in their knowledge.

One of the greatest relationship challenges for the INTJ is their frequent awkwardness with and disdain for traditional niceties, such as small talk, that commonly lubricate social interaction. Because these activities are not based on logic and superficially seem to serve no clear purpose, the INTJ may view them as inefficient and pointless. Furthermore, since, the INTJ’s abstract big-picture thought process does not lend itself to improvisational facility with the concrete issues that make up most basic social conversation, they may find it extremely difficult.

Another challenge for the INTJ in social settings is their tendency to be misunderstood. Often lost in thought, the INTJ may seem aloof or uncaring when, in fact, they are simply focusing on the powerful stream of information constantly barraging their imagination. And because the INTJ is skeptical of whether others can accept or understand this intricate inner world, they may hesitate to share it with others until their trust has been earned. The INTJ, in relationships, is often skeptically searching for that rare person that they feel safe bringing into their vision due to a foundation of underlying shared worldview elements.

The overwhelming forces generated by romantic attraction and connection can be difficult for even the most social of personality types to fully grasp. For the INTJ, they can prove downright baffling.

The INTJ tends to value a mate who is strong and independent and can “hold their own” in discussions and dealings with the INTJ. Especially when immature, the INTJ may be intensely and mutually drawn to the freewheeling, fun-loving ESFP, but the ideal match for the INTJ is the ENFP. The passionate, idealistic, personable, creative ENFP complements the detached, rational, strategic INTJ.

There you have it. How freakin sweet am I. I now only want to talk to ENFP's I guess. But only the really creative, hot ones, with a really flat, hot stomach please. Do I sound like I am hard to impress because I don't want to come off that way. I think you may be just thinking that now because it was on the list earlier. Actually I am easily impressed. As long as you are very creative with a small waist. That's all. Oh and you need to be able to dress really well. That's it.