I like this song "I never told you" by Colbie Caillat. What's that mean?
You have probably heard this on the radio. I hear it all the time and I quickly roll up my windows before I get the "man this guy loves wiener" look from other drivers. But even with that I still can't turn it. If they do catch me listening to it I act like I was on a blue tooth and then put my finger to my ear and fake laugh and say alright you slut, make sure your ready for me in in hour and hey my lady, make sure your wearing that blue thong I love so much, alright my lady until we meet again( make sure they hear the lady part because it still could have been a dude I was talking about.) Then shake your head at the driver like I cant believe this junk is on the radio and then roll the windows up and fake turn it. I even throw in some fast dance moves to make it look real but that is some pro stuff their. I work hard just to throw the guy off my scent. Also I have hot girls on my mud flaps on my cougar if they have any questions about which team I play for. Of course they are mini mud flaps because they would drag if they were to long and then I would just look like an idiot. Anyway, don't be nervous just play the song but if your a guy make sure no one else is around.
Oh and to make my point, man do I love a girl in a pants suit especially if she has short hair. Wait I mean colbie caillat looks smoking in those boots at the beginning.
Until next time my lady.
Friday, July 30, 2010
Friday, July 16, 2010
Listen
Shut up and listen.
Knaan- wavin flag
Heard it on the world cup commercial. I am feelin it, I can't help but get up and break it down. Not nasty like you all know I can just more like hmm hold up oh I just did it to see if I could describe my dance. Lets say my fooling around dancing is way better then you will ever do. Get the point. Now play it back and do your little dance the best you can. Don't try to compare your dance to mine because it won't just feel the music you will be alright.
Knaan- wavin flag
Heard it on the world cup commercial. I am feelin it, I can't help but get up and break it down. Not nasty like you all know I can just more like hmm hold up oh I just did it to see if I could describe my dance. Lets say my fooling around dancing is way better then you will ever do. Get the point. Now play it back and do your little dance the best you can. Don't try to compare your dance to mine because it won't just feel the music you will be alright.
Monday, July 12, 2010
Yep
Ok so what has it been a month maybe more- let's just say I was busy then and move on. No that is not good enough I have to explain myself? No F that ok? You want to know what I have been doing- trying to get the green mark on my face left from my sisters glasses, from the metal wearing away. Yeah big whoop I wear girl glasses just like george cantstandya. The funny thing is they were like her middle school glasses. I wonder how many people who see me with them on say to themselves those look like girl glasses that dude has on.The problem is they don't even look that good on me of course but who cares. I only care about what you f 'ers look like. I am highly critical of others looks but not mine. I figure when I am ready I will pull myself back into tip top shape- can we say the same thing about you? Plus I am already in good shape it's only like cutting my hair and getting some mens glasses- quick fix. I do wear contacts and guess what- they are my sisters also. I am running out but I don't like to go to the eye doctors because I hate eye contact so I asked her to order me a pair so now I have to always make them last so I only use them for special occasions like sports and dates. And since I don't ever go on dates in the last 3 years(28 years) I still am on my first box. Talk about saving money right. I am smart as you can tell by my glasses.
So I don't know how you all went on with your lives without dr. loves advice. Oh you did- perfectly fine you might add. I figured that as clever as you are you would have no problems and I could walk away and you would be your same interesting self. And as I return I see you have not missed a beat and I also can see you are not that great of a decorator. I don't know if you should be embarrassed but I don't think anyone will tell you anyway. But maybe everyone has their own taste right? haha maybe everyone leaves your place saying hmmm I don't really like that. As long as you can live with that the same as I know people are saying wtf is up with that dudes girl glasses and long hair well then that is all that matters right. Once again I am being to judgemental.
Where was I? Right here but really where did I mean to be? I meant to be giving you advice on 10 Lies Women Tell Themselves About Men and Love.
1. The lie: Having sex will bring us closer
It says some author believes that spending quality time outside the bedroom is the best way to deepen a guy's interest. WTF? What does he think I want to do- actually talk to the girl. It says he has a phd. Well so do I and one of us is an idiot- you decide. Easy right- all I want to talk about is if my junks looks alright shaved or if my balls look weird. That should deepen my interest. Me not having to fake laugh will bring me closer.
2. The lie: All the good men are taken
Lets just say this: I'm not taken- so does that clear that lie up? Oh now you are really confused wait a minute I thought all good men were taken and then I see this freakin sweet guy with green on his face(you won't like me when I'm angry) not taken. I know- girls have thought about it and then they thought much better of it and actually they don't even meet up they just run, then I am just left there saying wtf was that all about all the while wiping my glasses off. So there is at least one good guy available-not really available just making a point because I'm better off alone.
3. The lie: He didn’t mean it
If he is talking about banging another girl on your bed and you catch him smelling her undies then he is probably not lying, he didn't mean it, both of you had the same crotchless panties and surprise he grabbed the wrong ones- you specifically wrote your initials in there and he didn't look. But he was at that moment thinking about you I promise.
4. The lie: Showing up at his house at 2 A.M. to talk about “where our relationship is going” isn’t crazy.
That is crazy- I would not answer the door and then I would slip a note under it with two boxes: check yes or no: did you return my princess and the frog dvd to netflix like you said you were going to? If she checks yes she can come in and I can fake listen, if not I go straight to bed and don't miss a beat. Night.
5.The lie: Couples in love spend all their time together
I hope so, if I am peeing, I want you in there with me, maybe even dabbing my junk so it doesn't get any on the toilet like you hate so much. You put the freaking seat up since you always yell about it. Now lets go down stairs. What are we going to eat- of course nuggets with ranch- together. On three we bite. Sit next to me on the couch. We are watching four weddings and a funeral. That is the perfect relationship in my mind. WTF can I not get that- where is my angel, my twin. I normally give the girl that option and then that is all she wrote- I say on text so do you want to sit on the same side of the booth when we go out to eat- oh your busy now for the next four months at least that is cool. Talk to you then.
6. The lie: He must have lost my number
Haha yeah right, if the person likes you enough they wouldn't. But keep telling yourself that. You know I actually sent someone a text last week, man did it fall flat. It was just like a normal question nothing else at all and haha no reply- do you realize how big of an idiot you feel like after that? It is just like WTF is happening I don't get it but it's not my spot to. All I can ever do is try to be the best I can be and learn from my mistakes. That was a mistake on my part I have to assume and that is disappointing to me because I feel that with the free choice that we are ,we choose the lives we live, things happen around us we can either go one way or actually a million different ways, I don't think things just happen for a reason and that is it, everything comes back to how we decide at each moment to live. And not being in control will drive the F out of me so it is alot better to shut myself and live in my own little world were I am in control. And I can be oh so clever and know, whatever I am thinking, it is way more original then anything you have ever come up with. Thanks lord for that. Thanks for not responding I guess. Wait this took a serious turn let me say this, your an idiot if you believe he actually lost the number.
8. The lie: I’ll be the one to change his mind about believing in marriage, having children, etc.
Well depends on how hot you are, if you are really hot then yeah I would say you have a shot, but if you are frumpy, probably not. You may want to bring another girl in the bedroom and don't get mad when he doesn't pay attention to you. Stop hating if you want to make this work I didn't say it would be easy. Don't get mad when he asks if you could get him a drink why he is tearing this other girl up, he is thirsty what do you expect, you want to change him right so go get him a Gatorade- the one that replaces the enzymes since he is about to bust his enzymes-hurry or you will miss it.
9. The lie: Sexy comes in only one shape and size.
This is no lie- sexy only looks like candice swaenpoel. Honest.
10. The lie: Love is more about giving than taking
Once again this is no lie, the way you pour the Gatorade down his mouth so he didn't have to take his hands off that girl, that is true love, and that will come back to you later in life in spades. I promise that. He will probably buy you red roses on valentines and get you a nice gift for your birthday and Christmas. I say your selfishness and jealousy could be the downfall of the relationship. Keep giving and when you think you have given enough, look in the mirror and say I am not that hot anymore, who else can I get, all the good guys are taken except this creepy girl glasses guy which yeah I could get him, but I want no part of that, I guess I will keep on giving and just hope one day he finally realizes wtf he has in me. Trust me he won't but nice thought right? I bet though he does like your feet. That is one thing the creepy guy in girl glasses does not do well with. Especially if the girl has the 6th toe going, you know the one, where it looks like the 6 toe trying to come out the side of the foot- ewwww. I just threw up.
So I don't know how you all went on with your lives without dr. loves advice. Oh you did- perfectly fine you might add. I figured that as clever as you are you would have no problems and I could walk away and you would be your same interesting self. And as I return I see you have not missed a beat and I also can see you are not that great of a decorator. I don't know if you should be embarrassed but I don't think anyone will tell you anyway. But maybe everyone has their own taste right? haha maybe everyone leaves your place saying hmmm I don't really like that. As long as you can live with that the same as I know people are saying wtf is up with that dudes girl glasses and long hair well then that is all that matters right. Once again I am being to judgemental.
Where was I? Right here but really where did I mean to be? I meant to be giving you advice on 10 Lies Women Tell Themselves About Men and Love.
1. The lie: Having sex will bring us closer
It says some author believes that spending quality time outside the bedroom is the best way to deepen a guy's interest. WTF? What does he think I want to do- actually talk to the girl. It says he has a phd. Well so do I and one of us is an idiot- you decide. Easy right- all I want to talk about is if my junks looks alright shaved or if my balls look weird. That should deepen my interest. Me not having to fake laugh will bring me closer.
2. The lie: All the good men are taken
Lets just say this: I'm not taken- so does that clear that lie up? Oh now you are really confused wait a minute I thought all good men were taken and then I see this freakin sweet guy with green on his face(you won't like me when I'm angry) not taken. I know- girls have thought about it and then they thought much better of it and actually they don't even meet up they just run, then I am just left there saying wtf was that all about all the while wiping my glasses off. So there is at least one good guy available-not really available just making a point because I'm better off alone.
3. The lie: He didn’t mean it
If he is talking about banging another girl on your bed and you catch him smelling her undies then he is probably not lying, he didn't mean it, both of you had the same crotchless panties and surprise he grabbed the wrong ones- you specifically wrote your initials in there and he didn't look. But he was at that moment thinking about you I promise.
4. The lie: Showing up at his house at 2 A.M. to talk about “where our relationship is going” isn’t crazy.
That is crazy- I would not answer the door and then I would slip a note under it with two boxes: check yes or no: did you return my princess and the frog dvd to netflix like you said you were going to? If she checks yes she can come in and I can fake listen, if not I go straight to bed and don't miss a beat. Night.
5.The lie: Couples in love spend all their time together
I hope so, if I am peeing, I want you in there with me, maybe even dabbing my junk so it doesn't get any on the toilet like you hate so much. You put the freaking seat up since you always yell about it. Now lets go down stairs. What are we going to eat- of course nuggets with ranch- together. On three we bite. Sit next to me on the couch. We are watching four weddings and a funeral. That is the perfect relationship in my mind. WTF can I not get that- where is my angel, my twin. I normally give the girl that option and then that is all she wrote- I say on text so do you want to sit on the same side of the booth when we go out to eat- oh your busy now for the next four months at least that is cool. Talk to you then.
6. The lie: He must have lost my number
Haha yeah right, if the person likes you enough they wouldn't. But keep telling yourself that. You know I actually sent someone a text last week, man did it fall flat. It was just like a normal question nothing else at all and haha no reply- do you realize how big of an idiot you feel like after that? It is just like WTF is happening I don't get it but it's not my spot to. All I can ever do is try to be the best I can be and learn from my mistakes. That was a mistake on my part I have to assume and that is disappointing to me because I feel that with the free choice that we are ,we choose the lives we live, things happen around us we can either go one way or actually a million different ways, I don't think things just happen for a reason and that is it, everything comes back to how we decide at each moment to live. And not being in control will drive the F out of me so it is alot better to shut myself and live in my own little world were I am in control. And I can be oh so clever and know, whatever I am thinking, it is way more original then anything you have ever come up with. Thanks lord for that. Thanks for not responding I guess. Wait this took a serious turn let me say this, your an idiot if you believe he actually lost the number.
8. The lie: I’ll be the one to change his mind about believing in marriage, having children, etc.
Well depends on how hot you are, if you are really hot then yeah I would say you have a shot, but if you are frumpy, probably not. You may want to bring another girl in the bedroom and don't get mad when he doesn't pay attention to you. Stop hating if you want to make this work I didn't say it would be easy. Don't get mad when he asks if you could get him a drink why he is tearing this other girl up, he is thirsty what do you expect, you want to change him right so go get him a Gatorade- the one that replaces the enzymes since he is about to bust his enzymes-hurry or you will miss it.
9. The lie: Sexy comes in only one shape and size.
This is no lie- sexy only looks like candice swaenpoel. Honest.
10. The lie: Love is more about giving than taking
Once again this is no lie, the way you pour the Gatorade down his mouth so he didn't have to take his hands off that girl, that is true love, and that will come back to you later in life in spades. I promise that. He will probably buy you red roses on valentines and get you a nice gift for your birthday and Christmas. I say your selfishness and jealousy could be the downfall of the relationship. Keep giving and when you think you have given enough, look in the mirror and say I am not that hot anymore, who else can I get, all the good guys are taken except this creepy girl glasses guy which yeah I could get him, but I want no part of that, I guess I will keep on giving and just hope one day he finally realizes wtf he has in me. Trust me he won't but nice thought right? I bet though he does like your feet. That is one thing the creepy guy in girl glasses does not do well with. Especially if the girl has the 6th toe going, you know the one, where it looks like the 6 toe trying to come out the side of the foot- ewwww. I just threw up.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Did I mention
Did I mention I love your Double D's. Not your face so much or the rest of your body but your double d's. Ohhhhhhh I said it. Where my double d's at? Sing it Three 6.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
8 types of douchebags
So the Doctor is back. I am taking this Dr. Love thing really far, like I was just sitting here thinking how can I work like a nurse and sitting down on the bed with the horrible paper they always have on there but I just could not come up with anything so just picture it. I am not like a therapy doctor where the person comes in and just lays on the couch, no for the girl think of me as your gynecologist. And for the dudes think of me as the small asian guy who told you to turn your head and cough. You know the one that seemed to be really enjoying grabbing your nuts even though he probably already grabbed like 20 nuts already that day. Something about your nuts really got him going-at least that is what I always felt. I never told anyone this but the first time I went he was like alright turn your head and cough, alright now put your nuts right on my forehead, and I was like wtf dude. And he was like dude(trying to sound cool, and this guy also had no shirt on under his jacket which should have been a red flag but I was young) this is purely a health thing, I do this with all the guys, and I was like what does nuts on the forehead prove and he was like well what I do is I balance them on there with your help and if we can balance them for 15 seconds no hands then you pass the nut balance test which proves that each nut is equal weight. It sounded smart so look no questions asked I just did it and I passed. I think each nut weighs the same which is good right? That is what I expect from you all, no questions just do as I say because I am the Dr. So ladies I want you as your reading this if you have like a pair of those sweet stirrups your gynecologist uses at your house, you can put your legs in just to get us in the mood and guys keep your pants on cause this is getting too gay already. So ladies where was I, oh I have to remain professional.
So 8 types of men the ladies should be boycotting right now:
1. Mr to busy to call. WTF? I just got done telling a girl how busy I was and now they are calling me out on it. No way. This writer says she has dated tons of busy men and they all had time to call, well guess what slut they were looking for booty and that is it. Real busy men like myself who is a doctor don't have time to chit chat. So how was your day today- you know what I don't give an F? That is what I used to say, and then the girl would get all mad and I was like look you have 3 mins to tell me whatever you want after that I am hanging up. Guys if you are busy make sure you give them the 3 mins and also be polite and give them like a 10 second countdown. 10-9-8, that way they really get out what they want to say at the end. I never say bye or love you either just a quick got to go to show them how busy I am. Always breath into the phone like real loud like you could be doing other things-this will show her you are really busy. If in person make sure you always look at your watch.
2. Mr. Glass Half empty- I agree with the women here this guy is a douchebag.
3. Mr. Selfish in bed- I tell the girl alright first one to get theirs wins, I love to compete and I always win. Sorry ladies that my junks doesn't turn you on enough but you see how busy I am, I mean you would think you would understand because I am typing spreadsheets and eating oatmeal and checking fantasy teams all while banging you out, you think I am going to sit there and worry about you. I would rather you take care of things also while we are going at it because your always about eye contact and you know how much I hate that. Plus I like to use your back as a table to set up my drink and computer so look if you want to watch oprah as were getting it that is cool. See how unselfish I am. I hope it is the episode she gives away stuff.
4. Mr. Bossy McBoss Pants- I wish them women would shut up. That is what I would tell her if I were dating her. Remember I always wear a wife beater just in case. And its tucked in to let her know how serious I am. Listen fellas this independent women needs one thing- a real good wife beating. Let her call me bossy mcboss pants and I will show her who is mcboss. Give her a good slap in the face when she says something. Always make it backhand. Make sure you hold the follow thru also as if to say don't mess with me or you will get another. Then all you ever have to do is raise the backhand like you might smack her with it and she will think twice. I like to say "I aughta" as I bring the hand up. Try it out see what works for you, make it your own but never let her be in control. Or say ohhhh wait till we get home I'm gonna wear that butt out, people will think you mean do her hard but really you mean smacking her in the face.
5. Too cool for boxed wine-Is boxed wine uncool. I don't drink but whatever. Here is what the author says “If a guy spends more time thinking about his clothes, his car and his aged corks than thinking how fun it would be to dance with you in the middle of the street in your pajamas at midnight, it’s probably time to expel him from your life.” Yeah big whoop I think about my cork all the time, I mean what guy doesnt, but to be penalized for that is stupid. Just because I play with my cork on occasion doesnt mean I am too cool for you, but why the f do I want to wear heart pjs and dance in the middle of the street, I would look like an idiot, in my pjs. Wait is that the point- oh your right then, I am too cool for that, I would rather play with my cork at midnight then dance with you, plus I would out dance you anyway. So go ahead and expel me if you have to but not until I serve you up at 12. Then I would say boom you just lost your glass slipper, and then I would be like who the f are those two mice talking and your like oh one of them is Jaq and the other is gus gus. And then your like gus gus sing for him. Cinderelly Cinderelly-WTF? Right?
6. Mr. Keeps you secret- how about Mr. doesn’t think your hot enough to bring you around. Ohhhhhh I just said that. Yep that is why your not brought around, because he is embarrassed. So realize you have to sweep him off his F’ing feet so he forgets how butt you are or you never got a shot at becoming anything other then just a girl he sees on the side.
7. Mr. Peter Pan- I love peter pan except one time at Disney world we were watching the parade and all the characters were coming by and pan comes by and that dude was horrible, not what I pictured pan like at all, so I threw the food like in hook where robin Williams couldn't see it but all the lost boys could, well I could see it, it was an invisible hot dog to most people but to a few of us who could see it, it was real, well I threw it at him and he ducked and then winked at me and I was like maybe that is him. But he looked awfully gay which I don’t know what I thought he would look like but not that. So I just yelled feminine pan at him. That got him I’m sure. So this lady is right- guys that don’t grow up are annoying mostly because they are not funny, if they are funny but immature I have no problem with it.
8. Mr. Just about to break up with someone else- well your probably the ugly girl who is a freak in the bed trying to do anything you can to keep him, so he says look I am going to break it off with this girl when really he is not going to at all. Yeah you should get away from this dude but you can’t your hooked in and he is smart because he says just enough to hold you on. I like this guy- he is in control. More props to you for keeping two girls at once and having one at your fingertips, if she wants to hang around let her. Just keep getting missionary with one and freaky with the other. Just remember erase the text and wipe the smell of booty off your face.
9. Me
So 8 types of men the ladies should be boycotting right now:
1. Mr to busy to call. WTF? I just got done telling a girl how busy I was and now they are calling me out on it. No way. This writer says she has dated tons of busy men and they all had time to call, well guess what slut they were looking for booty and that is it. Real busy men like myself who is a doctor don't have time to chit chat. So how was your day today- you know what I don't give an F? That is what I used to say, and then the girl would get all mad and I was like look you have 3 mins to tell me whatever you want after that I am hanging up. Guys if you are busy make sure you give them the 3 mins and also be polite and give them like a 10 second countdown. 10-9-8, that way they really get out what they want to say at the end. I never say bye or love you either just a quick got to go to show them how busy I am. Always breath into the phone like real loud like you could be doing other things-this will show her you are really busy. If in person make sure you always look at your watch.
2. Mr. Glass Half empty- I agree with the women here this guy is a douchebag.
3. Mr. Selfish in bed- I tell the girl alright first one to get theirs wins, I love to compete and I always win. Sorry ladies that my junks doesn't turn you on enough but you see how busy I am, I mean you would think you would understand because I am typing spreadsheets and eating oatmeal and checking fantasy teams all while banging you out, you think I am going to sit there and worry about you. I would rather you take care of things also while we are going at it because your always about eye contact and you know how much I hate that. Plus I like to use your back as a table to set up my drink and computer so look if you want to watch oprah as were getting it that is cool. See how unselfish I am. I hope it is the episode she gives away stuff.
4. Mr. Bossy McBoss Pants- I wish them women would shut up. That is what I would tell her if I were dating her. Remember I always wear a wife beater just in case. And its tucked in to let her know how serious I am. Listen fellas this independent women needs one thing- a real good wife beating. Let her call me bossy mcboss pants and I will show her who is mcboss. Give her a good slap in the face when she says something. Always make it backhand. Make sure you hold the follow thru also as if to say don't mess with me or you will get another. Then all you ever have to do is raise the backhand like you might smack her with it and she will think twice. I like to say "I aughta" as I bring the hand up. Try it out see what works for you, make it your own but never let her be in control. Or say ohhhh wait till we get home I'm gonna wear that butt out, people will think you mean do her hard but really you mean smacking her in the face.
5. Too cool for boxed wine-Is boxed wine uncool. I don't drink but whatever. Here is what the author says “If a guy spends more time thinking about his clothes, his car and his aged corks than thinking how fun it would be to dance with you in the middle of the street in your pajamas at midnight, it’s probably time to expel him from your life.” Yeah big whoop I think about my cork all the time, I mean what guy doesnt, but to be penalized for that is stupid. Just because I play with my cork on occasion doesnt mean I am too cool for you, but why the f do I want to wear heart pjs and dance in the middle of the street, I would look like an idiot, in my pjs. Wait is that the point- oh your right then, I am too cool for that, I would rather play with my cork at midnight then dance with you, plus I would out dance you anyway. So go ahead and expel me if you have to but not until I serve you up at 12. Then I would say boom you just lost your glass slipper, and then I would be like who the f are those two mice talking and your like oh one of them is Jaq and the other is gus gus. And then your like gus gus sing for him. Cinderelly Cinderelly-WTF? Right?
6. Mr. Keeps you secret- how about Mr. doesn’t think your hot enough to bring you around. Ohhhhhh I just said that. Yep that is why your not brought around, because he is embarrassed. So realize you have to sweep him off his F’ing feet so he forgets how butt you are or you never got a shot at becoming anything other then just a girl he sees on the side.
7. Mr. Peter Pan- I love peter pan except one time at Disney world we were watching the parade and all the characters were coming by and pan comes by and that dude was horrible, not what I pictured pan like at all, so I threw the food like in hook where robin Williams couldn't see it but all the lost boys could, well I could see it, it was an invisible hot dog to most people but to a few of us who could see it, it was real, well I threw it at him and he ducked and then winked at me and I was like maybe that is him. But he looked awfully gay which I don’t know what I thought he would look like but not that. So I just yelled feminine pan at him. That got him I’m sure. So this lady is right- guys that don’t grow up are annoying mostly because they are not funny, if they are funny but immature I have no problem with it.
8. Mr. Just about to break up with someone else- well your probably the ugly girl who is a freak in the bed trying to do anything you can to keep him, so he says look I am going to break it off with this girl when really he is not going to at all. Yeah you should get away from this dude but you can’t your hooked in and he is smart because he says just enough to hold you on. I like this guy- he is in control. More props to you for keeping two girls at once and having one at your fingertips, if she wants to hang around let her. Just keep getting missionary with one and freaky with the other. Just remember erase the text and wipe the smell of booty off your face.
9. Me
NOOOOOOOOO
Remember when the Patriots went undefeated during the regular season- smoking everyone, but then losing a heart breaker in the Superbowl with a huge upset victory by the Giants. Well ladies and gentleman that is what happened last night. The dynasty finally came to an end.
The Family lost in dodge ball!!!
We had won 5 straight championships and were undefeated going into the championship game last night. It was best out of five against the purple cobras who we beat everytime in the regular season of course. We killed them the first two games of last night and thought alright all we have to do is win 1 of the next 3. Well we couldn't, we played the prevent d on them figuring we would sneak one out rather then going at them like we normally do. Every game was close losing by one person each time, but we could not make a play here or there to pull just one game out. Bitter.
We are still the team to beat though, and my arm is killing me and has been for awhile. Next season we will get it back, but it was bound to happen and I actually like that team so it's good for them. I guess we have a new rival. The new season starts up soon so.
But on another note softball starts on friday for us, we aren't as dominate at that but we are really good and our guys are loaded this year, but like normal we don't play well in the playoffs so we shall see.
Last night was great for the field house because the best dynasty they ever had finally fell. The crowd was loving it though. I guess we can start a new one up.
The Family lost in dodge ball!!!
We had won 5 straight championships and were undefeated going into the championship game last night. It was best out of five against the purple cobras who we beat everytime in the regular season of course. We killed them the first two games of last night and thought alright all we have to do is win 1 of the next 3. Well we couldn't, we played the prevent d on them figuring we would sneak one out rather then going at them like we normally do. Every game was close losing by one person each time, but we could not make a play here or there to pull just one game out. Bitter.
We are still the team to beat though, and my arm is killing me and has been for awhile. Next season we will get it back, but it was bound to happen and I actually like that team so it's good for them. I guess we have a new rival. The new season starts up soon so.
But on another note softball starts on friday for us, we aren't as dominate at that but we are really good and our guys are loaded this year, but like normal we don't play well in the playoffs so we shall see.
Last night was great for the field house because the best dynasty they ever had finally fell. The crowd was loving it though. I guess we can start a new one up.
Monday, May 17, 2010
Dream Dream Dream
I am feeling the Everly brothers song All I have to do. Check it out, it is old but that is what I like to drop on you all. You don't know about that old school junk. Well you don't know much about the newer stuff as far as I am concerned but we will start near the beginning and work our way up. A kind of music education.
So as I teased earlier, here is the rundown of the signs and their rankings with the other signs. The way it is written it just writes the two together one time so the last sign written is only going to have one sign written next to it. To find what the other ones are for that sign which I think is Pisces you have to check each sign. Get it? Of course not but you will see:
Aries
Aries+Aries=7.8
+Taurus=6.7
+Gemini=8.2
+Cancer=5.9
+Leo=8.1
+Virgo=5.2
+Libra=7.8
+Scorpio=7.8
+Sagittarius=6.3
+Capricorn=5.5
+Aquarius=5.7
+Pisces=2.8
Taurus
Taurus + Taurus=4.9
+Gemini=4.0
+Cancer=9.2
+Leo=7.9
+Virgo=9.0
+Libra=5.8
+Scorpio=8.8
+Sagittarius=4.4
+Capricorn=8.9
+Aquarius=3.9
+Pisces=8.5
Gemini
Gemini + Gemini=6.3
+Cancer=5.2
+Leo=7.9
+Virgo=4.5
+Libra=8.9
+Scorpio=9.0
+Sagittarius=5.5
+Capricorn=4.2
+Aquarius=7.8
+Pisces=3.5
Cancer
Cancer + Cancer=8.6
+Leo=7.3
+Virgo=7.8
+Libra=4.8
+Scorpio=9.4
+Sagittarius=5.5
+Capricorn=8.1
+Aquarius=3.7
+Pisces=8.1
Leo
Leo + Leo=8.8
+Virgo=7.8
+Libra=8.7
+Scorpio=7.2
+Sagittarius=8.2
+Capricorn=6.3
+Aquarius=4.2
+Pisces=8.1
Virgo
Virgo + Virgo=5.0
+Libra=3.9
+Scorpio=8.7
+Sagittarius=2.5
+Capricorn=9.2
+Aquarius=4.3
+Pisces=3.6
Libra
Libra + Libra=2.4
+Scorpio=3.7
+Sagittarius=7.8
+Capricorn=4.5
+Aquarius=8.3
+Pisces=6.1
Scorpio
Scorpio + Scorpio=5.8
+Sagittarius=4.5
+Capricorn=8.4
+Aquarius=3.5
+Pisces=9.1
Sagittarius + Sagittarius=4.6
+Capricorn=5.1
+Aquarius=9.4
+Pisces=4.8
Capricorn
Capricorn + Capricorn=6.9
+Aquarius=5.6
+Pisces=8.2
Aquarius
Aquarius + Aquarius=5.2
+Pisces=4.6
Pisces
Pisces + Pisces=3.2
Scoprio has a ton of high ones which is not a surprise at all because I am so sweet- no wonder I have so many girls always just trying to get them off of me. But it looks like even though I am compatitible with alot of other signs, the cancer is the highest for me so I shall wait. I hope you use this as the only guide to how you choose your mate, don't trust your gut because it will be wrong. Trust what this says and nothing else. Look back at how many times you trusted what you thought was right- now go back and think if you were right- I already know the answer- you were wrong. See WTF do you know. So listen to this guide and only get with who you are told to be with. And if your with someone that is low compatibility then dump then or divorce them or whatever right now because it is bound to happen.
So as I teased earlier, here is the rundown of the signs and their rankings with the other signs. The way it is written it just writes the two together one time so the last sign written is only going to have one sign written next to it. To find what the other ones are for that sign which I think is Pisces you have to check each sign. Get it? Of course not but you will see:
Aries
Aries+Aries=7.8
+Taurus=6.7
+Gemini=8.2
+Cancer=5.9
+Leo=8.1
+Virgo=5.2
+Libra=7.8
+Scorpio=7.8
+Sagittarius=6.3
+Capricorn=5.5
+Aquarius=5.7
+Pisces=2.8
Taurus
Taurus + Taurus=4.9
+Gemini=4.0
+Cancer=9.2
+Leo=7.9
+Virgo=9.0
+Libra=5.8
+Scorpio=8.8
+Sagittarius=4.4
+Capricorn=8.9
+Aquarius=3.9
+Pisces=8.5
Gemini
Gemini + Gemini=6.3
+Cancer=5.2
+Leo=7.9
+Virgo=4.5
+Libra=8.9
+Scorpio=9.0
+Sagittarius=5.5
+Capricorn=4.2
+Aquarius=7.8
+Pisces=3.5
Cancer
Cancer + Cancer=8.6
+Leo=7.3
+Virgo=7.8
+Libra=4.8
+Scorpio=9.4
+Sagittarius=5.5
+Capricorn=8.1
+Aquarius=3.7
+Pisces=8.1
Leo
Leo + Leo=8.8
+Virgo=7.8
+Libra=8.7
+Scorpio=7.2
+Sagittarius=8.2
+Capricorn=6.3
+Aquarius=4.2
+Pisces=8.1
Virgo
Virgo + Virgo=5.0
+Libra=3.9
+Scorpio=8.7
+Sagittarius=2.5
+Capricorn=9.2
+Aquarius=4.3
+Pisces=3.6
Libra
Libra + Libra=2.4
+Scorpio=3.7
+Sagittarius=7.8
+Capricorn=4.5
+Aquarius=8.3
+Pisces=6.1
Scorpio
Scorpio + Scorpio=5.8
+Sagittarius=4.5
+Capricorn=8.4
+Aquarius=3.5
+Pisces=9.1
Sagittarius + Sagittarius=4.6
+Capricorn=5.1
+Aquarius=9.4
+Pisces=4.8
Capricorn
Capricorn + Capricorn=6.9
+Aquarius=5.6
+Pisces=8.2
Aquarius
Aquarius + Aquarius=5.2
+Pisces=4.6
Pisces
Pisces + Pisces=3.2
Scoprio has a ton of high ones which is not a surprise at all because I am so sweet- no wonder I have so many girls always just trying to get them off of me. But it looks like even though I am compatitible with alot of other signs, the cancer is the highest for me so I shall wait. I hope you use this as the only guide to how you choose your mate, don't trust your gut because it will be wrong. Trust what this says and nothing else. Look back at how many times you trusted what you thought was right- now go back and think if you were right- I already know the answer- you were wrong. See WTF do you know. So listen to this guide and only get with who you are told to be with. And if your with someone that is low compatibility then dump then or divorce them or whatever right now because it is bound to happen.
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