Top letter writers in the state

Top letter writers in the state:

Where has the romance of the letter gone? No one sends a freaking letter anymore and yes freaking is romantic. I literally freaked a girl all night last night and now she won't leave me alone today. "Hey girl, I'm busy with fantasy baseball and getting a turkey bowl at wawa so stop texting me, go get some other loser to freak you because you're old news now." Yep I said all that to her. Where the f was I? Oh write- (see what I did there since the title of the post is on writing - well you get it.)

Top writers in the state:
1. Chris Scarce
2. Buck Russell
3. Ryan Bulaga (Maybe a relation to famed Packers tackle Bryan Bulaga but he must be much smarter than that meathead)

Thanks for the votes and the submissions by all the 6 writers- who says romance is dead? They should read some of what Chris Scarce has to say. Oh and for the rest of you- Go Freak Yourself!

The piano track

Speedin by Omarion is a sick song, I don't know if you have heard it and maybe I will put it up another day but I was checking the videos and I saw this piano version and I thought it was sweet:

Stop

So I was watching the spice girls movie the other night- don't you say a word cause it's not a bad movie actually but anyway there is a song called stop. I had heard the song years ago and then the other day I notice that in the song there is a melody that sounded so familar but I could not place it. I was like wtf is that from. It had been racking my brain for days- is that the saying anyway I don't know but either way it was racking it. So here is the song by the spice girls.



So I was having an argument with Joey over what the best Supremes song and then it hit me, my favorite song by them is the melody they stole from. Now it is not exactly it but it is very close- I think the spice girls just sped it up a bit. Check it out for yourself. Sick melody by the Supremes as soon as you hear it your like that is a hit.

A look

I wish every word I said, you all would actually take in, because very little of what I say is of single meaning. All are double sided words. If only a look could cure a lonely house. If only I had a lonely house to cure. It would explain a lot. “Why the serious face, is it the lonely home? No, it’s just someone told me what to believe and now I don’t know what to believe.” How come you don’t want to make eye contact with me when I glance your way? Is it because your boyfriend is in the way, because I see right through him like I think you’re starting to- part-time at least? All on the love of what you expect to be, more than what your heart says. They are currently in awe of you and what little you decide to burn for. Oh how simple it must be.
Goodnight sweetheart?

You didn't even turn back and smile

After I lost my stalker I felt empty, but they were right. So until they come back to me, I will be on hiatus. Working on some other things I need to work on. I have a lot of things going on in my head I don't know if that is good or bad but it is what it is. Since you decided to just pack up your stuff and leave without telling me anything- I am left with an empty household and where do I go from here. Where do I even start? How do I pick up the pieces? Until then- good night cruel world!

Stomp on my heart why don't you

It looks like at the end of the video, the girl doesn't even ask him in. WTF? I mean come on now, he just gave you a huge red Kay heart. I don't know how much it cost but that is not the point, the point is that he was giving you his heart. In return you give him a little friendship peck WTF. I know you all are a bit young but at least ask him in and see where it goes don't shut the door on his face. You might as well have dropped the heart on the ground and stomped it. He was watching his dad and probably heard his dad and mom getting it on which they didn't show and was like man I got to make me something from Kay Jewelers and give it to this girl. She will never know it is from a piece of wood in the backyard and a box my mom had lying around after I write Kay on it. Here is my Kay heart mandy. Peck on the cheek and he is about to tell her the classic panty dropping line "it's the first diamond ever to be independently measured and certified for its superior brilliance, handcrafted by the master diamond artisans at Leo Schachter."Well surprise it looks like she knew. I am actually carving one of these up tonight in hopes of meeting someone I can give my Kay heart to. I don't think it will be on the first date but probably the second date. Who wants it?

Chris it's beautiful how did you know?

I knew because I have great taste in Kay's jewelry.

Don't worry these freaking sweet Kay's clips will be coming all holiday season long. I will even have to repeat them just to make sure everyday is filled with just a bit of Kay's!

That is annoying

WTF? Okay so stay with me here. I write on this blog for months now, not caring who reads this, how often people come here, just going by what people tell me. So I know that there is a stats thing on blogger for your blog but I don't like to use it because the times I have checked it there are people from all over the world checking it and the numbers don't seem to matter much. I don't know how much I believe the numbers cause they would say things like Canada, Australia, Japan, just crazy places which I know or doubt they are checking my blog so I never paid attention to it. I was not and am not writing this blog for a lot of people to look at it. Hardly anyone I know looks at it and I don't bring it up. It was just something I could use to write things that popped in my head. Most of the stuff I think goes unwritten but there are things I do think about that I write. Well I looked on the stats the last week an noticed a blackberry was killing it. So I checked it a few days ago and the same thing. So on Monday I asked a few people I know who read it if it was them and they said no so I was like wtf? If someone I know likes my blog enough to check it a few times a day why would they not tell me. I didn't get to a computer all day yesterday but I saw today that a blackberry never checked it all day yesterday and they never checked it again today. This is annoying on 2 levels:
1. Now I am checking my stats which I want nothing to do with. I don't care who reads it, I was excited and joking around that someone really likes to read my blog but never wanted to say anything and now they have me checking the stats to see what is up. I don't want it to get to that for me.
2. The fact that now that person, or persons is not checking my blog because I said something I assume. Why else would they suddenly stop checking it. Or is it a coincidence that they were just busy the two days after I said a blackberry has been checking my blog an awful lot.
Anyone to me who was interested enough to check my blog a few times a day should be able to say hey Chris I like to read your blog, your funny (of course), joke around more or whatever they want to say. I get bitter that they just say nothing like they are embarrassed that I may know they read my blog. That is what it is here for, that is why it is not a journal. Anyway if you are one of the people who read it daily I would love to know who you are. I will probably check the stats the next few days because I will be curious but that will wear off after I noticed people are not checking my blog. If you don't want to tell me and are going to change how you view my blog then I apologize for bringing it up and also that for whatever reason you can't just get over it and continue reading it. I would never know anyway because all it says is blackberry like I can tell in the world of millions of blackberries the one that is reading my blog. Trust me if you worry you me be found don't worry you wont be and I will not search for you. I don't know how I feel about someone who is embarrassed to say they like my blog anyway. I am just bitter it has come to this where you now can't check my blog for whatever dumb reason you have.

Found one

I am very critical of music. I want to like all music and give everything a try but I just find most of it's really anything I want to listen to on a normal basis. I would love to listen to Christian music because of the message but most of it to me is just not that good. Not interesting or creative enough for me but I am always looking, hoping someone comes along that is good enough. But I was actually watching a praise baby dvd with cooper and there were a few songs made for kids that were actually pretty good. I love the song Holy Holy Holy but I had liked that one before but I found another song on there called open the eyes of my heart lord. So I looked on youtube and really could not find a good one with singing. All of them sounded too cheesy to me but I found one I like instrumental. As long as you know the lyrics it is pretty good. I find it interesting what they did with the arrangement. Take a listen.

Who the F?

I just checked the stats for the second time ever that they have for blogger for my blog. It says that almost half of my blog views come from a blackberry. I talked to a few people who I know check out my blog and they say it is not them. Like today it says I have 13 visits for my blog. One of them was me, one was from Canada which is weird because I don't know anyone in Canada so I wonder how they found me and then 12 are from a blackberry. Who the F is looking at my site from a blackberry. I don't even know anyone who has a blackberry let alone checks my site frequently. Either way, I thank you and obviously you are my secret admirer or if there are a few of you then you are all my secret admirers because I don't know any of you checking it out. So come forward now. Or just keep being creepy in the background, whatever you like I guess. Thank you and lets hope I entertain you. I know you won't tell me if I don't you will just remain silent right? Now I am curious. I don't try to really promote my blog, I just wanted to talk to people who find me interesting but also that I don't talk to on a normal basis. So I don't really care about the stats for once in my life but I still would like to know who reads my blog but if they want to remain anonymous then ok.

The Leo Diamond

And there I saw it. The newest commercial from Kay. The Leo diamond the first diamond ever to be independently and individually certified to be visually brighter.

Every Kiss Begins With Kay


http://www.kay.com/lwp/wcm/connect/Kay/Leo/

I love it!!! As will my lady!!!

How did I not see it- date ideas

You know I should have listened to to the people around me. They know me and I don't think they would steer me wrong.

My friends- the few that I have, hinted not to try with Christin that girl. I said I was just trying to be friends, I haven't even met the girl and they were like well that is all it should be. One of them even said Chris she is not your type it would not work, she is too ncoajlkfk. Haha you get it right. Anyway, I guess they and she knew something I didn't. I wonder what her boy is like, what her "type" is since everyone knows I am not it. Hilarious doesn't seem to be any one's type. *Wink* *Wink*

I found a list online of first date ideas. You know I feel limited when I talk to you guys on here because it is not really all me but it is what I think would be entertaining. I have a ton of other interest but I don't think it would be that interesting to read so I try to come up with something that I would like to read and then I figure well if I like it then you should. So as I was saying I found a list of date ideas. Not like I am going on any in the next 3-4 years, not with the worst track record of anyone I have ever met. Seriously. Imagine me five years from now- best decorated house on the block, and no one comes in or out of it. That's a good thing right? My couches aren't the comfortable type so that should keep people from staying for awhile. Off track So date ideas I saw on here. Well I shall read you some of these and even throw in five of my own but I will not tell you which ones are mine. It's up to you to decide. Also I am not funny at all tonight. I feel like an old guy must when he just can't get it up. He knows he should be able to but it just won't react the way he hopes it should. That is my humor right now. I know I can make funny jokes but it just doesn't seem to be there tonight. I did have some funny zings today but it doesn't matter. So don't expect much from this.

1. Watch an entire season of your favorite show
2. Whisper sweet nothings into each others ears
3. Get up extra early, watch the sunrise, then make breakfast together
4. Paris theme night – get a baguette, some French wine, and cheese for dessert

5. Army theme night- dress up in camouflage and crawl around the room for hours
6. Play board games
7. Play butt naked twister
8. Build a bird house
9. Build a snowman
10. Have a carpet picnic
11. Build a fort with pillows
12. Go ice skating
13. Dress up as ice skaters and try moves in the house
14. Window shop
15. Out for coffee
16. In for hot chocolate with mini marshmallows
17. Swing by a bookstore
18. Swing
19. See an NBA game
20. See an UNC game
21. Visit a psychic
22. Have lunch at a trendy restaurant
23. Go strawberry picking or visit an apple orchard

24. Take a yoga class
25. Take a walk – around a lake, in the moonlight, by the river, on the beach

26. During holiday season, take a drive and view the lights

27. Visit the State Fair
28. Go camping
29. Create a scrapbook
30. Visit a winery

That was not all of them just a few I picked at random. I always say... no I actually don't say anything because like I said I don't date at all so whatever I would have said on my last date I can't remember now, maybe I should have said come over and wtf I can't think of anything funny this is weird I am just sitting here trying to think of something and not laughing at all. Now I know how you all feel. Ordinary.

On second thought again

I told you I would think about the question I was asked "what if Christin that girl read my blog once a month or so what would I think?"

I was probably too harsh when I thought why tf would she read it when she doesn't even say but 42 words to me in a year. But if she wants to read my blog then go ahead. I would love for her or anyone to read my blog. Everyone is welcome. No really you're welcome. I love for you all to see how great I am.

It's good

I just made changes to the me and my lady story. For some reason it was covered in black. I had to clean it up for you all.

My bad

My bad. Can I just say I am trying to build up the tension, build up the excitement for the story. I can feel it is brewing. I bet people are waking up extra early to see if I wrote something last night. And boom- nothing. I apologize but I will get on it today sometime. Also I just got on people for not checking what they wrote to other people on fb- and then I go and make a mistake and say mine instead of my. Now people will be like what an idiot. Haha- yeah now they will- never before this but the "mine" will push it over the top. Until later this is what I have to leave you with. Sorry.

The spreadsheet and me and my lady

Two things: I found a spreadsheet made by glamour magazine that breaks down how many times a person thinks about someone throughout the day and what that means. Like if you think about someone two times it means this. I have to recopy it but that will be coming tonight. So all of you stay tuned because I am sure you are pumped to see where you stand with your partner. Also I am sure you want to know where you stand with me because think about it, if you already are reading this and then you come back later on because you are so pumped for the spreadsheet, you are already up to two. You might as well tell your boyfriend you are cheating, not physically but mentally cheating. Run that by him and see what he says, make sure everything is alright because I don't want to get in the middle of that. Please.

Also I found a picture of me and my wife 40 years from now. Two things about this:
1. We are in pretty good shape and we like to show it.

2. I guess that means I am getting married at some point.

How do we look?

I love my lady's flower. I am sure I gave that to her as a gift right before we posed and right after we took our clothes off. No way we were wearing underwear either because that is not how me and my lady roll. Also she is only average looking which is disappointing but I guess we go well together. She looks like she is getting a mustache and also her gums are a bit big but and her teeth aren't as good as mine but I guess we are happy- we look it. I can't wait. Me and my lady.

One of those moments

You ever have those moments when something just doesn't sit right with you? Where you are sitting there or lying there thinking what you could have done differently? Thinking I should have done this or that, maybe things would have been different. Well last night I had one of those moments as I was lying in bed.

It was about my last blog about skinny girls vs thick girls. It could have and should have been a lot funnier and I apologize to my readers for that. I was in bed laughing at things I should have written and I look back on it and it was just average except for the pic. So I am sorry and it should have been better I know. I will probably do the same thing later with this post.

On second thought

Someone who reads my blog asked me what would I think if Christin that girl read my blog once a month or so, what would I think?

My first thought was why the F would she be reading it when she doesn't even want a conversation- what's the point. To ignore someone when they try to talk to you in real life but then be interested in reading what they are talking about everyonce in awhile on a blog. Let's hope the boyfriend knows, maybe she shows him the posts and says be funny like this guy but don't be annoying like him. Take notes, but on second thought well that is the only thought I have had and I didn't give it a second thought because my first thought seem pretty good but I am gonna give it some more thought today and then I will let you know if anything changes. Maybe I am being too harsh, too critical which I am sure is the case because that is how I always am. I don't talk to all the people whose things I read, but they also don't try to talk to me. But then again I don't think she reads it, it was just a hypothetical like what if you were in a cage with a bear what would you do. We all know though I love hypotheticals so this one I will have to give more thought to. The one about the girl not the bear. Actually I may give the bear one more thought as well.

Also there is a ABC with a line through it on here as an option so I just felt like using it. Notice it earlier. Yep I used it- so clever right.

Kinda Guy

Went to uno's last night- I am a thin crust kinda guy. Also I am not a guy who likes when people say so and so "kinda guy." I guess I just turned into him. I should just end this post write now. Are you thinking- wait he just misspelled right. Well it was to make sure you were paying attention. I was on facebook today- hold on let me just finish my first thought. I was at uno's and I got the deep dish pizza- for my birthday of course. Thanks for the birthday wishes hahaha. My dad said where do you want to eat for your birthday, I told him shut up and drive to uno's and order me a deep dish. He was like well aren't you a thin crust kinda guy, well at uno's I am a deep dish kinda guy now you just ruined my evening for describing myself as a certain kinda guy. That is my uno story other then I only ate half of it of course because I wanted to save it for later- so I will plan on eating that when I watch amazing race. I freaking love that show. I don't have anyone to talk to about it, but what else is new. So I come on hear and say can you believe they got saved last week. And you say wait you just misspelled another word. I said I know that was my way to transition into how people misspell words on facebook. So I was on fb today and I noticed a couple of things:

1. People write the dumbest posts
2. People don't ever seem to check the spelling before they post it
3. People just throw around likes even if they don't deserve it
4. I have the worst ratio of likes to post ratio- 30:5 and one of those is mine- does that even count?

So this tells me that either I am way over hyping my posts or.... well that can only be the case. So I need to find out what I am missing. I think I will leave a post explaining what I am doing tonight and see if I get a like. Also I will find 10 posts that I will like I will go through friends and just hit some likes up see how that feels. I don't even have to like them really just throw it out and see how it goes. I just want one like that's all. Don't give me a pity like either- really like it.

Here is a really good girl singer doing a cover of a sweet song by Jeff Buckley called Hallelujah. In everything I look for in life I want it to take my breath away. I am on a constant search for inspiration in the beautiful amazing things God has placed on this earth for us. Maybe my expectations of people and things are too much and that is why I am left alone just maybe- but I think if we all held out for that- didn't settle, the amazing would come a lot more often. But what do I know, you guys are the ones out living, I am the wait and see kinda guy. Dang it I said it again. That's it.

Two quotes on love

I just saw a list of 100 things to eat before you die. I counted how many I have eaten on the list. It is a big 26. I have closed myself off to so much.

I saw two quotes by I don't know who. They both break down love for ladies and what to look for in a guy. One is a bit more realistic then the other, just read them:

“Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you.... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'”

"Find a guy who calls you hot, or says you look pretty but most likely is joking around." Find a guy who will just continue to bug you by texting, and when you hang up on him, he doesn't get the point and he calls back asking if you went under a bridge. A guy who falls asleep under the stars when you are trying to have him listen to your heartbeat, totally ruining the mood and the evening, or will stare at you all creepy while you sleep and then when you wake up and see him watching you, he fakes like he has been asleep doing like a fake snore and slowly opening his eye to see if you are fast asleep so he can watch again but you catch him and he fakes again. Wait for the guy who as he is about to kiss your forehead and says I don't know if anyone ever told you this but you have a really big forehead, making you feel very self conscious and not sexy or loved at all He still kisses the huge forehead of yours. Wait for a guy who only wants to stay in at night and never lets you meet his family and friends but insists he is not embarrassed of you just not ready to take the next step which is great because not only may he be embarrassed of you but also he may be afraid of commitment. You guys are about to go out and you have no make up on and you think he may say you look beautiful but first remember he doesn't say that but then he says why are you not ready, and you say I am and he says well no your not because you look not hot like I expect so get back in there and put make-up on. One who is constantly reminding you how lucky you are to have him, that any girl would kill to be in your spot so shut up and let me watch the game and also where is the beer I asked for like 2 mins ago, I am getting all dry in the throat I can barely make it through this sent....(making gagging noise like he needs a drink which you get for him quickly) thanks now let me watch the game in peace. The one who turns to his friends and says yeah she is alright, I know I have done better but for the time being she is not bad. She will do for the next few months. Her face is average, she is a bit chubby but I bought her a treadmill so hopefully she gets the point. If not I'm gone."

It's quite obvious which one is better. I just know the second one is a once in a lifetime type of guy, the other you can pretty much find him at any street corner. Good luck my lady.