You didn't even turn back and smile

After I lost my stalker I felt empty, but they were right. So until they come back to me, I will be on hiatus. Working on some other things I need to work on. I have a lot of things going on in my head I don't know if that is good or bad but it is what it is. Since you decided to just pack up your stuff and leave without telling me anything- I am left with an empty household and where do I go from here. Where do I even start? How do I pick up the pieces? Until then- good night cruel world!

Stomp on my heart why don't you

It looks like at the end of the video, the girl doesn't even ask him in. WTF? I mean come on now, he just gave you a huge red Kay heart. I don't know how much it cost but that is not the point, the point is that he was giving you his heart. In return you give him a little friendship peck WTF. I know you all are a bit young but at least ask him in and see where it goes don't shut the door on his face. You might as well have dropped the heart on the ground and stomped it. He was watching his dad and probably heard his dad and mom getting it on which they didn't show and was like man I got to make me something from Kay Jewelers and give it to this girl. She will never know it is from a piece of wood in the backyard and a box my mom had lying around after I write Kay on it. Here is my Kay heart mandy. Peck on the cheek and he is about to tell her the classic panty dropping line "it's the first diamond ever to be independently measured and certified for its superior brilliance, handcrafted by the master diamond artisans at Leo Schachter."Well surprise it looks like she knew. I am actually carving one of these up tonight in hopes of meeting someone I can give my Kay heart to. I don't think it will be on the first date but probably the second date. Who wants it?

Chris it's beautiful how did you know?

I knew because I have great taste in Kay's jewelry.

Don't worry these freaking sweet Kay's clips will be coming all holiday season long. I will even have to repeat them just to make sure everyday is filled with just a bit of Kay's!

That is annoying

WTF? Okay so stay with me here. I write on this blog for months now, not caring who reads this, how often people come here, just going by what people tell me. So I know that there is a stats thing on blogger for your blog but I don't like to use it because the times I have checked it there are people from all over the world checking it and the numbers don't seem to matter much. I don't know how much I believe the numbers cause they would say things like Canada, Australia, Japan, just crazy places which I know or doubt they are checking my blog so I never paid attention to it. I was not and am not writing this blog for a lot of people to look at it. Hardly anyone I know looks at it and I don't bring it up. It was just something I could use to write things that popped in my head. Most of the stuff I think goes unwritten but there are things I do think about that I write. Well I looked on the stats the last week an noticed a blackberry was killing it. So I checked it a few days ago and the same thing. So on Monday I asked a few people I know who read it if it was them and they said no so I was like wtf? If someone I know likes my blog enough to check it a few times a day why would they not tell me. I didn't get to a computer all day yesterday but I saw today that a blackberry never checked it all day yesterday and they never checked it again today. This is annoying on 2 levels:
1. Now I am checking my stats which I want nothing to do with. I don't care who reads it, I was excited and joking around that someone really likes to read my blog but never wanted to say anything and now they have me checking the stats to see what is up. I don't want it to get to that for me.
2. The fact that now that person, or persons is not checking my blog because I said something I assume. Why else would they suddenly stop checking it. Or is it a coincidence that they were just busy the two days after I said a blackberry has been checking my blog an awful lot.
Anyone to me who was interested enough to check my blog a few times a day should be able to say hey Chris I like to read your blog, your funny (of course), joke around more or whatever they want to say. I get bitter that they just say nothing like they are embarrassed that I may know they read my blog. That is what it is here for, that is why it is not a journal. Anyway if you are one of the people who read it daily I would love to know who you are. I will probably check the stats the next few days because I will be curious but that will wear off after I noticed people are not checking my blog. If you don't want to tell me and are going to change how you view my blog then I apologize for bringing it up and also that for whatever reason you can't just get over it and continue reading it. I would never know anyway because all it says is blackberry like I can tell in the world of millions of blackberries the one that is reading my blog. Trust me if you worry you me be found don't worry you wont be and I will not search for you. I don't know how I feel about someone who is embarrassed to say they like my blog anyway. I am just bitter it has come to this where you now can't check my blog for whatever dumb reason you have.

Found one

I am very critical of music. I want to like all music and give everything a try but I just find most of it's really anything I want to listen to on a normal basis. I would love to listen to Christian music because of the message but most of it to me is just not that good. Not interesting or creative enough for me but I am always looking, hoping someone comes along that is good enough. But I was actually watching a praise baby dvd with cooper and there were a few songs made for kids that were actually pretty good. I love the song Holy Holy Holy but I had liked that one before but I found another song on there called open the eyes of my heart lord. So I looked on youtube and really could not find a good one with singing. All of them sounded too cheesy to me but I found one I like instrumental. As long as you know the lyrics it is pretty good. I find it interesting what they did with the arrangement. Take a listen.

Who the F?

I just checked the stats for the second time ever that they have for blogger for my blog. It says that almost half of my blog views come from a blackberry. I talked to a few people who I know check out my blog and they say it is not them. Like today it says I have 13 visits for my blog. One of them was me, one was from Canada which is weird because I don't know anyone in Canada so I wonder how they found me and then 12 are from a blackberry. Who the F is looking at my site from a blackberry. I don't even know anyone who has a blackberry let alone checks my site frequently. Either way, I thank you and obviously you are my secret admirer or if there are a few of you then you are all my secret admirers because I don't know any of you checking it out. So come forward now. Or just keep being creepy in the background, whatever you like I guess. Thank you and lets hope I entertain you. I know you won't tell me if I don't you will just remain silent right? Now I am curious. I don't try to really promote my blog, I just wanted to talk to people who find me interesting but also that I don't talk to on a normal basis. So I don't really care about the stats for once in my life but I still would like to know who reads my blog but if they want to remain anonymous then ok.

The Leo Diamond

And there I saw it. The newest commercial from Kay. The Leo diamond the first diamond ever to be independently and individually certified to be visually brighter.

Every Kiss Begins With Kay


http://www.kay.com/lwp/wcm/connect/Kay/Leo/

I love it!!! As will my lady!!!

How did I not see it- date ideas

You know I should have listened to to the people around me. They know me and I don't think they would steer me wrong.

My friends- the few that I have, hinted not to try with Christin that girl. I said I was just trying to be friends, I haven't even met the girl and they were like well that is all it should be. One of them even said Chris she is not your type it would not work, she is too ncoajlkfk. Haha you get it right. Anyway, I guess they and she knew something I didn't. I wonder what her boy is like, what her "type" is since everyone knows I am not it. Hilarious doesn't seem to be any one's type. *Wink* *Wink*

I found a list online of first date ideas. You know I feel limited when I talk to you guys on here because it is not really all me but it is what I think would be entertaining. I have a ton of other interest but I don't think it would be that interesting to read so I try to come up with something that I would like to read and then I figure well if I like it then you should. So as I was saying I found a list of date ideas. Not like I am going on any in the next 3-4 years, not with the worst track record of anyone I have ever met. Seriously. Imagine me five years from now- best decorated house on the block, and no one comes in or out of it. That's a good thing right? My couches aren't the comfortable type so that should keep people from staying for awhile. Off track So date ideas I saw on here. Well I shall read you some of these and even throw in five of my own but I will not tell you which ones are mine. It's up to you to decide. Also I am not funny at all tonight. I feel like an old guy must when he just can't get it up. He knows he should be able to but it just won't react the way he hopes it should. That is my humor right now. I know I can make funny jokes but it just doesn't seem to be there tonight. I did have some funny zings today but it doesn't matter. So don't expect much from this.

1. Watch an entire season of your favorite show
2. Whisper sweet nothings into each others ears
3. Get up extra early, watch the sunrise, then make breakfast together
4. Paris theme night – get a baguette, some French wine, and cheese for dessert

5. Army theme night- dress up in camouflage and crawl around the room for hours
6. Play board games
7. Play butt naked twister
8. Build a bird house
9. Build a snowman
10. Have a carpet picnic
11. Build a fort with pillows
12. Go ice skating
13. Dress up as ice skaters and try moves in the house
14. Window shop
15. Out for coffee
16. In for hot chocolate with mini marshmallows
17. Swing by a bookstore
18. Swing
19. See an NBA game
20. See an UNC game
21. Visit a psychic
22. Have lunch at a trendy restaurant
23. Go strawberry picking or visit an apple orchard

24. Take a yoga class
25. Take a walk – around a lake, in the moonlight, by the river, on the beach

26. During holiday season, take a drive and view the lights

27. Visit the State Fair
28. Go camping
29. Create a scrapbook
30. Visit a winery

That was not all of them just a few I picked at random. I always say... no I actually don't say anything because like I said I don't date at all so whatever I would have said on my last date I can't remember now, maybe I should have said come over and wtf I can't think of anything funny this is weird I am just sitting here trying to think of something and not laughing at all. Now I know how you all feel. Ordinary.

On second thought again

I told you I would think about the question I was asked "what if Christin that girl read my blog once a month or so what would I think?"

I was probably too harsh when I thought why tf would she read it when she doesn't even say but 42 words to me in a year. But if she wants to read my blog then go ahead. I would love for her or anyone to read my blog. Everyone is welcome. No really you're welcome. I love for you all to see how great I am.

It's good

I just made changes to the me and my lady story. For some reason it was covered in black. I had to clean it up for you all.

My bad

My bad. Can I just say I am trying to build up the tension, build up the excitement for the story. I can feel it is brewing. I bet people are waking up extra early to see if I wrote something last night. And boom- nothing. I apologize but I will get on it today sometime. Also I just got on people for not checking what they wrote to other people on fb- and then I go and make a mistake and say mine instead of my. Now people will be like what an idiot. Haha- yeah now they will- never before this but the "mine" will push it over the top. Until later this is what I have to leave you with. Sorry.

The spreadsheet and me and my lady

Two things: I found a spreadsheet made by glamour magazine that breaks down how many times a person thinks about someone throughout the day and what that means. Like if you think about someone two times it means this. I have to recopy it but that will be coming tonight. So all of you stay tuned because I am sure you are pumped to see where you stand with your partner. Also I am sure you want to know where you stand with me because think about it, if you already are reading this and then you come back later on because you are so pumped for the spreadsheet, you are already up to two. You might as well tell your boyfriend you are cheating, not physically but mentally cheating. Run that by him and see what he says, make sure everything is alright because I don't want to get in the middle of that. Please.

Also I found a picture of me and my wife 40 years from now. Two things about this:
1. We are in pretty good shape and we like to show it.

2. I guess that means I am getting married at some point.

How do we look?

I love my lady's flower. I am sure I gave that to her as a gift right before we posed and right after we took our clothes off. No way we were wearing underwear either because that is not how me and my lady roll. Also she is only average looking which is disappointing but I guess we go well together. She looks like she is getting a mustache and also her gums are a bit big but and her teeth aren't as good as mine but I guess we are happy- we look it. I can't wait. Me and my lady.

One of those moments

You ever have those moments when something just doesn't sit right with you? Where you are sitting there or lying there thinking what you could have done differently? Thinking I should have done this or that, maybe things would have been different. Well last night I had one of those moments as I was lying in bed.

It was about my last blog about skinny girls vs thick girls. It could have and should have been a lot funnier and I apologize to my readers for that. I was in bed laughing at things I should have written and I look back on it and it was just average except for the pic. So I am sorry and it should have been better I know. I will probably do the same thing later with this post.

On second thought

Someone who reads my blog asked me what would I think if Christin that girl read my blog once a month or so, what would I think?

My first thought was why the F would she be reading it when she doesn't even want a conversation- what's the point. To ignore someone when they try to talk to you in real life but then be interested in reading what they are talking about everyonce in awhile on a blog. Let's hope the boyfriend knows, maybe she shows him the posts and says be funny like this guy but don't be annoying like him. Take notes, but on second thought well that is the only thought I have had and I didn't give it a second thought because my first thought seem pretty good but I am gonna give it some more thought today and then I will let you know if anything changes. Maybe I am being too harsh, too critical which I am sure is the case because that is how I always am. I don't talk to all the people whose things I read, but they also don't try to talk to me. But then again I don't think she reads it, it was just a hypothetical like what if you were in a cage with a bear what would you do. We all know though I love hypotheticals so this one I will have to give more thought to. The one about the girl not the bear. Actually I may give the bear one more thought as well.

Also there is a ABC with a line through it on here as an option so I just felt like using it. Notice it earlier. Yep I used it- so clever right.

Kinda Guy

Went to uno's last night- I am a thin crust kinda guy. Also I am not a guy who likes when people say so and so "kinda guy." I guess I just turned into him. I should just end this post write now. Are you thinking- wait he just misspelled right. Well it was to make sure you were paying attention. I was on facebook today- hold on let me just finish my first thought. I was at uno's and I got the deep dish pizza- for my birthday of course. Thanks for the birthday wishes hahaha. My dad said where do you want to eat for your birthday, I told him shut up and drive to uno's and order me a deep dish. He was like well aren't you a thin crust kinda guy, well at uno's I am a deep dish kinda guy now you just ruined my evening for describing myself as a certain kinda guy. That is my uno story other then I only ate half of it of course because I wanted to save it for later- so I will plan on eating that when I watch amazing race. I freaking love that show. I don't have anyone to talk to about it, but what else is new. So I come on hear and say can you believe they got saved last week. And you say wait you just misspelled another word. I said I know that was my way to transition into how people misspell words on facebook. So I was on fb today and I noticed a couple of things:

1. People write the dumbest posts
2. People don't ever seem to check the spelling before they post it
3. People just throw around likes even if they don't deserve it
4. I have the worst ratio of likes to post ratio- 30:5 and one of those is mine- does that even count?

So this tells me that either I am way over hyping my posts or.... well that can only be the case. So I need to find out what I am missing. I think I will leave a post explaining what I am doing tonight and see if I get a like. Also I will find 10 posts that I will like I will go through friends and just hit some likes up see how that feels. I don't even have to like them really just throw it out and see how it goes. I just want one like that's all. Don't give me a pity like either- really like it.

Here is a really good girl singer doing a cover of a sweet song by Jeff Buckley called Hallelujah. In everything I look for in life I want it to take my breath away. I am on a constant search for inspiration in the beautiful amazing things God has placed on this earth for us. Maybe my expectations of people and things are too much and that is why I am left alone just maybe- but I think if we all held out for that- didn't settle, the amazing would come a lot more often. But what do I know, you guys are the ones out living, I am the wait and see kinda guy. Dang it I said it again. That's it.

Two quotes on love

I just saw a list of 100 things to eat before you die. I counted how many I have eaten on the list. It is a big 26. I have closed myself off to so much.

I saw two quotes by I don't know who. They both break down love for ladies and what to look for in a guy. One is a bit more realistic then the other, just read them:

“Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you.... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'”

"Find a guy who calls you hot, or says you look pretty but most likely is joking around." Find a guy who will just continue to bug you by texting, and when you hang up on him, he doesn't get the point and he calls back asking if you went under a bridge. A guy who falls asleep under the stars when you are trying to have him listen to your heartbeat, totally ruining the mood and the evening, or will stare at you all creepy while you sleep and then when you wake up and see him watching you, he fakes like he has been asleep doing like a fake snore and slowly opening his eye to see if you are fast asleep so he can watch again but you catch him and he fakes again. Wait for the guy who as he is about to kiss your forehead and says I don't know if anyone ever told you this but you have a really big forehead, making you feel very self conscious and not sexy or loved at all He still kisses the huge forehead of yours. Wait for a guy who only wants to stay in at night and never lets you meet his family and friends but insists he is not embarrassed of you just not ready to take the next step which is great because not only may he be embarrassed of you but also he may be afraid of commitment. You guys are about to go out and you have no make up on and you think he may say you look beautiful but first remember he doesn't say that but then he says why are you not ready, and you say I am and he says well no your not because you look not hot like I expect so get back in there and put make-up on. One who is constantly reminding you how lucky you are to have him, that any girl would kill to be in your spot so shut up and let me watch the game and also where is the beer I asked for like 2 mins ago, I am getting all dry in the throat I can barely make it through this sent....(making gagging noise like he needs a drink which you get for him quickly) thanks now let me watch the game in peace. The one who turns to his friends and says yeah she is alright, I know I have done better but for the time being she is not bad. She will do for the next few months. Her face is average, she is a bit chubby but I bought her a treadmill so hopefully she gets the point. If not I'm gone."

It's quite obvious which one is better. I just know the second one is a once in a lifetime type of guy, the other you can pretty much find him at any street corner. Good luck my lady.

Amazing Grace Doc and The Lady

I found this cover of amazing grace. I have always loved this song since I was little and still think it may be the best song ever made. I don't know it's hard to rank and I do love rankings. I need to write up a spreadsheet on that. "top songs of all time" It is haunting yet uplifting which is always good. I always love sparse recordings when they have a dark feel to it and I am into the violin it adds something to it- that haunting feel I guess. I always thought I would like to play the violin but then I got more into the guitar and drums. One day I will learn. But either way take a listen to this song- if you like amazing grace it is a great instrumental version and if you like the violin you should like this song.

My tree

I was beginning to tell you about my Christmas tree when I was somehow taken away into a story about me and an animal print rug and how I will use that to impress the ladies. Let me get back to my original point. So now that I have my own house now I have to do all the decorations for Christmas. No big deal as far as the lights go. I like to keep things real simple very minimal with all my decorating so my lights are no different. The inside though I don't have a ton of stuff, I was looking through catalogs seeing what I like. I know people put out like decorations and little things for Christmas but do they actually change the bedspreads and the the pillows on the couches. I don't know if I will get into all of that. I guess all of that stuff takes time to build up over years. Right now I think I should just focus on the tree. I hate on walmart big time but my mom wanted to go there the other day to get candy so I went there and they actually had alright ornaments. I was looking for just the generic colored ones so I bought the blue and silver. I had maybe 50 or so ornaments before that so I still need a ton to just make the tree look alright but that should help. I don't even know where I want the tree to go yet. Man a lot of decisions to be made. Haha really important ones huh? What a loser that I am actually a straight guy concerned with a Christmas tree in Nov. If you saw me though you would never put the house with me. I don't care though about that. I will get to my looks and all that sometime down the road. My house comes first and then other things.  Oh and I do have candles for the windows and a wreath that is pretty sweet so it should look alright. I am looking on crate and barrel now. A lot of the plates that are sweet are all dessert plates.

Look at those- they are sweet. I don't know what that little fork is but that is sweet also. It looks like a small wrench. Chris do you have a bigger fork I can barely get anything with this- sorry all I have are these little forks. Do your best though. Would you like a spoon? Yes I would(pass him a spoon) WTF this thing is little also. Yeah everything is small because the plates are smaller. I liked these plates and didn't want everything else to look out of proportion so make it work alright or leave.

I am looking through the ornaments. Look at these:

I am feeling those big time. I think I might buy them but I will have to look around more. I need to set a budget on ornaments that way I don't spend like crazy.

In other news: I told you the other day I wrote Christin on facebook. Well she actually responded and of course I had to take it up a notch and text her. Not only that but I texted her at 8 on a Friday night. What time to 29 year old's go out that are dating. I assume right around that time. Mr. perfect timing right. She is probably looking at her phone like oh great I say one thing to this kid in months and now he thinks that is an opening to start texting. Well I did say take care which is universal for I am not going to write again- don't worry. Or is it? Haha. She doesn't have to worry because I learned my lesson big time with her. She is a busy girl with a lot going on in her life and she just doesn't have time for my zings and over the top texting. I can't blame her though it's cool. If she only wants to write something once a month then I am happy with it. I will take it. I was happy when she wrote me this time, I just should not have texted her anything. Oh well I have learned many times now that you can't take text back. Just have to learn from my mistakes. I did tell her I was working on a profile pic for her which now she may think it's just a bit creepy haha. No way I am sending that until she is like yeah go ahead in send it. I think it's funny but that is just me, I do miss the mark sometimes. Not often but sometimes.

There are basketball games on that need to be watched plus I need to get something to eat so until next time.

Christmas list

As you all should know I am a huge lover of Christmas movies. Last year I planned on watching a top 25 list of the movies but I was side tracked. So now I need to get back on the list. I just finished watching four Christmases with Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon. It was alright but it got me thinking about making a list for this upcoming holiday season. I am way to into Christmas and the holidays but I just love the time, the lights and the music and just everything about it. Anyway here is Chicago Tribunes list of top 25 Christmas movies of all time.

25. Santa Claus the movie
24. Nightmare Before Christmas
23. National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
22. Charlie Brown Christmas
21. Holiday Inn
20. The Polar Express- I love this one
19. A Christmas Carol (1951)
18. Dr. Seuss How the Grinch Stole Christmas- Jim Carrey
17. Scrogged
16. Frosty the Snowman
15. Christmas in Connecticut
14. Bad Santa
13. Home Alone
12. The Bishops Wife
11. Santa Claus is coming to town
10. Love Actually
9. Elf
8. A Muppet Christmas Carol- great movie
7. White Christmas
6. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
5. Miracle on 34th Street- I like the newer one better but people hate on that
4. The Santa Clause- one of my top ten favorite movies of all time and my favorite Christmas movie
3. It's a Wonderful Life- how is this not 1. It's the classic Christmas movie
2. Dr. Seuss How the Grinch stole Christmas- the cartoon
1. A Christmas story- alright this is also a classic Christmas movie so that's alright

Also the Jim Carrey animated Christmas Carol comes out in late Nov so I will get that. I have seen more than half of these but I will still put them on my list. I like the Family Guy which is kinda Christmas but didn't make the list.

Someone implied they also want me to always be funny on my blogs- don't talk normal-just joke. Haha sorry. I am not always funny I do have other things going on in my head other then just ridiculous stories and jokes. That is what makes me amazing remember. Or is it the funny jokes that make me amazing?

I need an animal print rug

I figured you need like 300 or so ornaments on a tree if you were to fill it all the way around. Now that I have to fill up my own tree since I am on my own sort of. When I get the chance I stay down there. I hadn't been there in a few weeks and I stayed there last night and when I got there around 9 it was 55 degrees in my house. So I turned the heat on and set it for 65 and it was actually pretty good. I sleep butt naked haha just joking no I sleep in shorts and a tee shirt and actually I sleep with my socks off which is crazy cause I hate feet, but the socks are like the last thing to come off and then I slip them under the covers all quick. You know I realized I barely move when I sleep. I move around I think like switching positions but as far as moving to one side or the other I think I pretty much stay put. My arm has been bothering me so I have been trying to get comfortable with that but normally I lay on my back like I am in a coffin with my arms crossed on my chest. I wonder if I look like I am dead when I am sleeping. So I have two pillows one next to the other but I don't think the other one gets much use. I decided for some reason to sleep on the right side, I think because that is where the alarm is. I only used two sheets last night and I was never cold so that is a good sign for the winter. Maybe I will get a rug like an animal pattern and sleep in front of the fire. That should be romantic, or pathetic since I am alone doing it. But I need the practice in case I ever have a girl over the first thing I will do when she is like can I use the bathroom- oh sure its right around the corner then I sprint to get the rug, then sprint to play the music, then sprint to turn the fireplace on and set the mood with the lighting, all before she comes out. Also I may light a candle, not because she will have taken a dump(hopefully she doesn't because that will ruin the mood) but to set the mood even more, plus I love the smell of the home sweet home Yankee candle. Look I am just running through some ideas in my head so it may or may not work out the way I see it. I just hope I don't get caught mid run because I don't think I can play that off. Then she will be like what are you doing and then I am like oh nothing just getting something to drink you want any sweet tea, also don't mind that cow rug laying there its nothing, man its dark in here. Do you smell that home sweet home. See I know it is risky but it could totally pay off. I was picturing something in my head and I remembered a video that used the whole rug fireplace scene. I know it's gay but it was 98 degrees. You may remember the video if your a girl or a loser guy but near the later part of the video is the rug scene. Now in this video the hot girl is lying on the rug but that will most likely be me trying to do a real sexy face to get her feeling it. Also they have like 80 candles lit but since this wont happen for years I will keep practicing and timing myself to see how long it takes. I would think it may take the girl like 2 mins so that isn't a lot of time but I will have to make it work. Also he proposes to her so we will see how the evening goes if I decide on that or not.



Things I need
1. A girl
2. A rug
3. Tons of candles
4. A sexy look to get the girl to buy into what I'm selling
5. An engagement ring
6. Music
7. Great lighting
8. Oil for me ( I like to glisten)

This post was going to be about my Christmas tree but I will talk about that later. I have a rug to look up and candles to buy. I am betting the girl will come last. Hahaha off to the mirror to get that look down.

Was blind but now I see

Night Cruel World See You In The Morning.

Metal Heart
Cat Power

I just moved down to a 12 I think

Haha I just left a comment. It was the classic fall pumpkin picture. You can't even see her face on it but I said she looked really pretty. Zing, I am cracking up right now because she is gonna look at that in two weeks and be like that is not even that funny. And the picture was from 2009 so why the f would you wait until a year later. Don't tell me it took you a year to come up with that average line. Hahaha that is funny to me. Now we sit back and wait for nothing I guess. Hmmmmm?

"This should be your fall profile picture. You look really pretty here!"


Good one Chris Scarce- you are now a ten in my rankings. WTF?

I had a dream

I had a dream last night, well actually I had a few that I can remember. One involved a kid about 8 or 9 out mowing his yard. So I stopped to help him and the parents got all mad saying he has to learn on his own. I was like well what about weed wacking do you at least want me to help with that and they were like no you need to leave or else we will call the cops. So I left, but I pulled one or two weeds on my way out. Also in my dream I left Christin a few comments on her picture on facebook but we must have been friends because we were talking at the time and laughing. But I am wondering is this a sign. Hahaha. I thought about leaving something last week and thought better of it but maybe I should leave a comment on a picture. Why do I feel the need to go lower and lower on her rankings. I am sure she has breakdowns of all the people she talks to like I do, I don't know if it's out of 100 or out of ten I don't know how she does it but I am sure right now I am holding steady at about an 16 out of 100. But if I leave a comment it surely won't help so at best I can stay the same.

This is what will happen.
1. I leave a average comment.
2. She shakes her head in bitterness
3. Hits the remove button
4. Says to herself man that kid is a lot more annoying then I thought
5. Goes to her spreadsheet and knocks me to a 12
6. I wonder if she thought it was amusing
7. I realize she has removed it and know I have moved down in her rankings
8. I am back here blogging about it

or even worse
1. I leave an average comment
2. She shakes her head in bitterness
3. She keeps it on there
4. Says or does nothing
5. Goes to her spreadsheet and knocks me to a 10 this time
6. I wonder if she thought it was amusing
7. I realize she has done nothing and think "that is the worse thing that could happen" thanks for the dream sign, I totally misread that one.
8. I am back here blogging about it.

I will find a pic and let you all know how it turns out. I can only assume it will be number 2 because that means the least or no amount of interaction with me is needed because if she erases it I will say wtf and then she will have to talk to me but if she just leaves it there she can just ignore it. Imagine if she ever saw my blog- saw my thought process she would be like wtf is up with that kid, but really she doesn't know me well just what she wants to judge me as and she will always think I am that way which is not nearly the person I am.  Everyone makes judgements which is unfair but I do it all the time. That is the way the world is I guess. I can't expect to be outside of it or above it. Even though I do stay far away from it by not having many connections. Her judgement and treatment of me is the only one I have in my life that doesn't sit well at all with me so that is probably why I don't move past it. No matter what I do I can't change it. Pray on it, write her something funny, write her something nice, write her something inappropriate(which I didn't mean for that to be taken like that haha), don't talk to her, leave an average comment on a picture. Nothing changes-no friendship. Decent I guess. 

Sing like me and pose for me can you please try?

I want you to play this song as you are reading my breakdown of this Candice Swanepoel pic.

The song is Chris Brown's Sing Like Me. I know he beats up women but we have to be able to separate that from the artist. Look I don't condone it unless he puts out good music. Then you can continue to hit but if you put a bad song out then I have a problem. You are walking on thin ice Chris Brown, you better only release good music.



Now for the pic.

Why do I love this so much?:
1. Blond Hair
2. Sweet eyes
3. A cross which has to mean she is a God fearing, God loving lady which I love
4. The necklace all the way down in the cleavage, it must be a magic potion in there, for hotness.
5. The belt- I don't know how it holds her pants up but it seems to be working. Who would have thought red and pink would go so well together.
6. The thumb on the pointer finger looking as if she is about to crack her fingers
7. A straight head- girls feel the need to bend the head in all there pictures to make them look hot- not her she just gives it to me straight. I like that in a women. A real straight shooter. Alright enough with the straight talk.
8. Hot nails and spread fingers.

How am I supposed to date a girl when there is girl out there in the world that looks like this. I must apologize to all the ladies but I have to stay single not because I will ever get a chance with her but because you will never be able to match up. Hold up-unless every time I come home you wear this same outfit, and do everything the exact same with the disco ball sitting right beside you as this picture. If you can manage that and cook me nuggets maybe we can make it work. The first day I come home and don't see you there we are through. I will look through the window at the door and ring the doorbell to give you 15 seconds to get ready. At 15 I am coming in with divorce papers in hand, man I run a tight ship. Actually I will give you a Candice Swanepoel picture that morning of how I want you to look and you will have to figure out the pose and the props by the time I get home. So I would imagine you would have a pretty big wardrobe so hey that's a plus right. Just think about it and let me know if your down for that.