How the F have I gone this long on my blog and not put an R kelly song on this F'er. You know what I am going to do for you all, no that is not it whatever you were thinking don't try to get into my head and follow my train of thought because you will be lost, but if you were lucky enough to guess put an R Kells song on here you were wrong, because I am going to put two. Yeap. I saw him in concert months ago and he sang the first video. I have loved it before when Sam Cooke did it but I love it when the R does it also. He should do more classic R and B like this because he can kill it. The second one well you will see, it doesn't get much hype but still I like it. He should also get back to the baby making music he does so well. I am lost without it. Well to be honest I would be lost even if he did it so. Either way TP2 type junk is what he needs to be doing.
Bring it on home to me live
Second Kelly
Monday, April 26, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
I know your waiting
I know you are waiting for me, on the edge of your seat- I actually had the balls to call the last post "I will get back at it tonight" and then I didn't. WTF right? Well I guess I should have said
"I will get back at it in the next few days. Don't wait up." I realize it does take so time to be so clever. Not just normal clever no no, above and beyond. Actually I lied, that's what makes me so sweet, it doesn't take me long if I am not put on the spot, or am not in front of a hot girl, or actually now that I think about it, it doesn't take me long in my head, it's just alot of my zings go unsaid, because I am saving them for that special one. I have a journal of lines that I plan on breaking out when I finally meet her. Basically the first few dates will be me just reading straight from the notebook and her sitting there laughing until her stomach hurts and then I pull a george cantstandya and leave the room on a high note. So actually just one date for me and her. Most likely not planning on talking to her again. It would all go down hill from there I think. I don't want to turn into that couple that when you see them eat, they are all bored looking. Which is almost every couple. Don't worry though if you are one of them, you are the norm. And if you think right now, oh I am not in one of them we have great conversations, well 1. You don't, I have sat behind you at a restaurant and your conversations suck, half way through I ended up putting my headphones in and 2. don't worry once again, because it those days of hardly any talking are coming. I mean take a look at the numbnut your with. You really think he can keep it up for years to come. Yeah ok. Well I will be there to tell you I told you so. Just holding my notebook with a zing to cheer you up. Actually I won't, oh I will be in the place where you finally realize while you are just scooting your spaghetti around, thinking of something to say, and it will hit you like, WTF am I doing with this guy? And right then you will hear a laugh like a really goofy laugh and then you will look up and you will see a piece of paper that says go to the bathroom. Then on the bathroom door it will say I told you so. Did I just steal that idea from your date. Because I am sure he could come up with that. Haha like he would want to.
Where the F was I, man I got to stay focused. So I wanted to discuss the 8 dating mistakes even smart women make. Of course I didn't come up with these because I would have called it 18 dating mistakes slutty girls make. Maybe I will write that later. But now here it is.
1. Being too available: We’re not suggesting you play games, but we are telling you to indulge your passions and resist the urge to abandon your social circle every time your new man sends an invitation.
I am suggesting you play games. Nothing like a guy just getting the run around. But if you don't like to play games then I say f it and just always run to the guy. Yes you will have to put out, but that is the price you will have to pay for true love. I mean who cares if you have to get banged out by a few gross guys and get your heartbroken 30 times to me Mr. Right. It is all worth it in the end. Once he goes to Jarred's you will never even thing about the guy with the hairy back again.
2. Dating Mistake #2: Trying to Rehabilitate a Bad Boy. Ending a relationship is rarely easy, and though flying solo might not be your long-term goal, being on your own is better than feeling alone in a relationship with someone who treats you poorly. Even when it might be tempting to give a toxic romance one more try, knowing when to cut your losses and move on leaves you available and baggage-free when the right guy comes along.
Wrong- he will come around. Trust me I once was one. I used to jaywalk in richmond daily, but I saw the light and that was on my own. Imagine if I had some hot girl pushing me to become better. She would have been like Chris, you have to stop the jaywalking, also I hate when you come to a rolling stop, and I am like WTF girl get off my back, I am a freakin bad boy. And she would be like well I am leaving, stop the car and I would be like what, no I will come to a rolling stop and then you have to jump out. And here is your bags. Wait did they mean actual bags when they said baggage. Either way he will come around, look at me now, I always stop. Stop short that is.
3. Dating Mistake #3: Looking for Perfection. Encouraging you to settle isn’t our style, but separating your desires from your deal-breakers can give your love life a major upgrade.
Again I never settle, I continue looking only for perfection, and look at me. Success story in the romance category so I don't know who you would rather listen to. You decide. Mr. Single which is my nickname or these idiots.
4. Dating Mistake #4: Feeling Sorry for Yourself. Resist the urge to bemoan your single status (which will only make him wonder why you find yourself such terrible company) and use this time to date yourself.
Yeah real good idea. who are you dating now- oh myself. Which obviously if there was a girl me who was really hot I would love to date her, but it would be magnetic and way to intense I am sure, arguing all the time, and also both of us carrying our notebook around of zings, plus we would both hate eye contact so we would be at the table looking down but cracking up and also our fridge would be filled with leftovers. It would be hard to keep track of whose chicken nuggets were whose.
5. Dating Mistake #5: Knowing His Thread-Count Before You Know His Phone Number
Getting it on with a sexy stranger is your natural-born right, but according to many guys, it can be the wrong move if you’re looking for long-term love.
Wrong-WTF are they talking about they must have asked loser guys then. Obviously I wasn't part of that poll.
6. Dating Mistake #6: Being Too Selfish in Your Relationship One of the downsides of being independent is that it can lead to some self-absorbed tendencies—a huge turnoff for men looking for a serious relationship, says Ming Gregory, a professional matchmaker at Color Blind International Dating Service.
Of course someone with a name like ming would say that. How about a huge turnon ming. Nothing gets me more pumped then when a girl is self absorbed and is like I need time alone to do all the things I want, or I can't do this it is to hard on me, me, me, ming. I love that girl ming.
7. Dating Mistake #7: Believing in The One
“A lot of women make dating more difficult by placing so much pressure on themselves to find the one-and-only-man-in-a-billion they believe is right for them,” says Ali, 35, from Gaithersburg, Maryland.
Man Ali- how is all the other billion working out for you. Are they what you envisioned. I hope so, because I am sure when you do fall in love with one of those you will ultimately think oh this is the one. You won't probably say, oh this guy ted yeah I love him, want to marry him but if he never asks there are billion others. I won't be upset, because there are plenty of guys out there that can make me laugh like this. Who cares if I let him get away. Tons of Teds right Ali. Wrong. Your annoying Ali.
8. Dating Mistake #8: Forgetting Your Manners
We can’t imagine this is something you’d ever do, but a little reminder never hurts: Say thank you.
What?
"I will get back at it in the next few days. Don't wait up." I realize it does take so time to be so clever. Not just normal clever no no, above and beyond. Actually I lied, that's what makes me so sweet, it doesn't take me long if I am not put on the spot, or am not in front of a hot girl, or actually now that I think about it, it doesn't take me long in my head, it's just alot of my zings go unsaid, because I am saving them for that special one. I have a journal of lines that I plan on breaking out when I finally meet her. Basically the first few dates will be me just reading straight from the notebook and her sitting there laughing until her stomach hurts and then I pull a george cantstandya and leave the room on a high note. So actually just one date for me and her. Most likely not planning on talking to her again. It would all go down hill from there I think. I don't want to turn into that couple that when you see them eat, they are all bored looking. Which is almost every couple. Don't worry though if you are one of them, you are the norm. And if you think right now, oh I am not in one of them we have great conversations, well 1. You don't, I have sat behind you at a restaurant and your conversations suck, half way through I ended up putting my headphones in and 2. don't worry once again, because it those days of hardly any talking are coming. I mean take a look at the numbnut your with. You really think he can keep it up for years to come. Yeah ok. Well I will be there to tell you I told you so. Just holding my notebook with a zing to cheer you up. Actually I won't, oh I will be in the place where you finally realize while you are just scooting your spaghetti around, thinking of something to say, and it will hit you like, WTF am I doing with this guy? And right then you will hear a laugh like a really goofy laugh and then you will look up and you will see a piece of paper that says go to the bathroom. Then on the bathroom door it will say I told you so. Did I just steal that idea from your date. Because I am sure he could come up with that. Haha like he would want to.
Where the F was I, man I got to stay focused. So I wanted to discuss the 8 dating mistakes even smart women make. Of course I didn't come up with these because I would have called it 18 dating mistakes slutty girls make. Maybe I will write that later. But now here it is.
1. Being too available: We’re not suggesting you play games, but we are telling you to indulge your passions and resist the urge to abandon your social circle every time your new man sends an invitation.
I am suggesting you play games. Nothing like a guy just getting the run around. But if you don't like to play games then I say f it and just always run to the guy. Yes you will have to put out, but that is the price you will have to pay for true love. I mean who cares if you have to get banged out by a few gross guys and get your heartbroken 30 times to me Mr. Right. It is all worth it in the end. Once he goes to Jarred's you will never even thing about the guy with the hairy back again.
2. Dating Mistake #2: Trying to Rehabilitate a Bad Boy. Ending a relationship is rarely easy, and though flying solo might not be your long-term goal, being on your own is better than feeling alone in a relationship with someone who treats you poorly. Even when it might be tempting to give a toxic romance one more try, knowing when to cut your losses and move on leaves you available and baggage-free when the right guy comes along.
Wrong- he will come around. Trust me I once was one. I used to jaywalk in richmond daily, but I saw the light and that was on my own. Imagine if I had some hot girl pushing me to become better. She would have been like Chris, you have to stop the jaywalking, also I hate when you come to a rolling stop, and I am like WTF girl get off my back, I am a freakin bad boy. And she would be like well I am leaving, stop the car and I would be like what, no I will come to a rolling stop and then you have to jump out. And here is your bags. Wait did they mean actual bags when they said baggage. Either way he will come around, look at me now, I always stop. Stop short that is.
3. Dating Mistake #3: Looking for Perfection. Encouraging you to settle isn’t our style, but separating your desires from your deal-breakers can give your love life a major upgrade.
Again I never settle, I continue looking only for perfection, and look at me. Success story in the romance category so I don't know who you would rather listen to. You decide. Mr. Single which is my nickname or these idiots.
4. Dating Mistake #4: Feeling Sorry for Yourself. Resist the urge to bemoan your single status (which will only make him wonder why you find yourself such terrible company) and use this time to date yourself.
Yeah real good idea. who are you dating now- oh myself. Which obviously if there was a girl me who was really hot I would love to date her, but it would be magnetic and way to intense I am sure, arguing all the time, and also both of us carrying our notebook around of zings, plus we would both hate eye contact so we would be at the table looking down but cracking up and also our fridge would be filled with leftovers. It would be hard to keep track of whose chicken nuggets were whose.
5. Dating Mistake #5: Knowing His Thread-Count Before You Know His Phone Number
Getting it on with a sexy stranger is your natural-born right, but according to many guys, it can be the wrong move if you’re looking for long-term love.
Wrong-WTF are they talking about they must have asked loser guys then. Obviously I wasn't part of that poll.
6. Dating Mistake #6: Being Too Selfish in Your Relationship One of the downsides of being independent is that it can lead to some self-absorbed tendencies—a huge turnoff for men looking for a serious relationship, says Ming Gregory, a professional matchmaker at Color Blind International Dating Service.
Of course someone with a name like ming would say that. How about a huge turnon ming. Nothing gets me more pumped then when a girl is self absorbed and is like I need time alone to do all the things I want, or I can't do this it is to hard on me, me, me, ming. I love that girl ming.
7. Dating Mistake #7: Believing in The One
“A lot of women make dating more difficult by placing so much pressure on themselves to find the one-and-only-man-in-a-billion they believe is right for them,” says Ali, 35, from Gaithersburg, Maryland.
Man Ali- how is all the other billion working out for you. Are they what you envisioned. I hope so, because I am sure when you do fall in love with one of those you will ultimately think oh this is the one. You won't probably say, oh this guy ted yeah I love him, want to marry him but if he never asks there are billion others. I won't be upset, because there are plenty of guys out there that can make me laugh like this. Who cares if I let him get away. Tons of Teds right Ali. Wrong. Your annoying Ali.
8. Dating Mistake #8: Forgetting Your Manners
We can’t imagine this is something you’d ever do, but a little reminder never hurts: Say thank you.
What?
Saturday, April 17, 2010
I will get back at it tonight
Coming tonight since I have hardly anytime to think right now like you all expect out of me. Which is to be very interesting and very funny, no witty, you just expect greatness I can tell it is so much pressure. I actually am not living up to my own standards lately, I don't really think I ever have, to be honest but somedays are way closer. The last few weeks though I have been way off but I will get it back. Probably the last six months I have been off. Anyway where was I, oh bragging about how sweet I was and about how I just saw an article on yahoo saying "dating mistakes even smart women make." I love to comment on those freakin things because as we all know, I am an expert. Considering I have absolutely no experience I think that qualifies right. So check this schedule for tonight. Eat out with family, play guitar for an hour, read :30 min of bible commentary book, write something sweet on here, do music theory study, maybe watch some snl, play a bit more guitar since I have to catch up, then do the classic on my knees with my hands in prayer and try to fake like I am praying in case anyone walks in on me. Actually no I will really pray and I don't do the on my knees thing, I cramp up. Then go to bed and wake up for more work. I feel like frank the tank with such a busy day in front of me. So productive- what a loser.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Dream
Last night I saw you in my dream, now I can't wait to go to sleep.
And you actually looked pretty hot in it. I was Surprised.
Man I was having a really good dream and just when it is getting really good of course you know what is coming, I wake up right in the freakin middle of it. Bitter. Then I lay there trying to will myself back into the dream and that never works. I guess I don't know if it was the middle, it could have been near the end of the dream anyway, but either way I didn't get to finish it. Then I am like closing my eyes trying to picture what would happen, but it's not the same.
And you actually looked pretty hot in it. I was Surprised.
Man I was having a really good dream and just when it is getting really good of course you know what is coming, I wake up right in the freakin middle of it. Bitter. Then I lay there trying to will myself back into the dream and that never works. I guess I don't know if it was the middle, it could have been near the end of the dream anyway, but either way I didn't get to finish it. Then I am like closing my eyes trying to picture what would happen, but it's not the same.
Monday, April 12, 2010
My corner
So I just left a really really long message like you like, breaking it down real personal. But guess what. I erased the freaking thing because well I don't want anyone to see it. So it did the trick. It got me to write what I was thinking, put it out there for me to see and get rid of and at the same time not let any of you all actually know what it was. It was pretty good I might add. But I am sure you figured that. It was busting on people, calling people out, actually it was none of that it was all about me of course. You shall never know what the F it said. Here though I will leave you with this. It is a sweet song by Vince Gill. The lyrics are good. It was the best version I could find on youtube so. Its called Somethings never get old. You have to fast forward it to like 2:56 to hear the song, and not him just talking. I saw him in concert- underrated guitarist.
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Haven't met you yet
I heard this song on the radio by Michael Buble. It's called "haven't met you yet." A month or so ago he was on snl and did a skit. He was singing the melody of this song but the words were way different. I was trying to find it then if it was an actual song but could not and finally yesterday I heard it. It was on B101.5 and then today I heard it on 94.7. Yeah it's that kinda song. What do you expect though from Michael Buble right? I don't own any of his albums but there is another song I like by him as well. Anyway I like the song, like the lyrics- best one and probably because I think this way:
I might have to wait, I'll never give up
I guess it's half timing, the other half's luck
Wherever you are, whenever it's right
You'll come out of nowhere and into my life.
Man me and Michael Buble are such pathetic romantics, actually the girl in the video is his fiance so he is just romantic, I am the pathetic one, hoping a girl like this pops up at the grocery store. If I just start singing and dancing in the store maybe it will happen. You know I will be over in the hidden valley section just popping and locking in front of the ranch. Looking around to see if any hot girl is impressed. Doubt it.
I might have to wait, I'll never give up
I guess it's half timing, the other half's luck
Wherever you are, whenever it's right
You'll come out of nowhere and into my life.
Man me and Michael Buble are such pathetic romantics, actually the girl in the video is his fiance so he is just romantic, I am the pathetic one, hoping a girl like this pops up at the grocery store. If I just start singing and dancing in the store maybe it will happen. You know I will be over in the hidden valley section just popping and locking in front of the ranch. Looking around to see if any hot girl is impressed. Doubt it.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Zac Attack, smoking hot, team needs
Why the F will I be up tonight, after a long day of work- gathering info on nfl team needs for the upcoming draft in april. Man I got to get a life.
Also tell me if you agree with me- don't you get atleast get a semi when you see a hot girl rocking a cigarette. Nothing hotter then that right? Okay maybe some things are hotter but hardly anything. Am I being serious right now? HMMM. Let me check my pants. Nevermind then, false alarm I must not like it when a girl smokes then. Who knew?
Keep smoking- I forgot to mention how I love when that same girl with the cig talks like the nerdy guy Froggy from Saved By the Bell.
Also tell me if you agree with me- don't you get atleast get a semi when you see a hot girl rocking a cigarette. Nothing hotter then that right? Okay maybe some things are hotter but hardly anything. Am I being serious right now? HMMM. Let me check my pants. Nevermind then, false alarm I must not like it when a girl smokes then. Who knew?
Keep smoking- I forgot to mention how I love when that same girl with the cig talks like the nerdy guy Froggy from Saved By the Bell.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Avril and Leggy Blonde
So I like Avril Lavigne. Big whoooop. I think she is one of the better female pop stars- by the way I hate on pink but I think I have touched on that before in one of my blogs. Anyway I like Avril, skater boy was sweet, and on her album from a few years ago, which is a really good album by the way- don't hate cause I am sure you have not given it a listen because you are so high and mighty with your music taste. And you are also discovering artist like five years later to so I really don't take much from your opinion in music. So this is the song called hot- average verse, really catchy chorus, and she actually looks kinda hot in the video. I like when the models walk very unnatural with one foot way over the other foot when they walk, and she does a bit of that here. I never thought she looked that great but she does look alright here when she is in the green and black in the dressing room.
If you have not seen the show flight of the conchords, you need to catch up with that. I read that they made an announcement that they are done with the show but either way it was still a funny show. Here is a song from the show that I thought was pretty sweet. It's called leggy blonde.
If you have not seen the show flight of the conchords, you need to catch up with that. I read that they made an announcement that they are done with the show but either way it was still a funny show. Here is a song from the show that I thought was pretty sweet. It's called leggy blonde.
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