Sing like me and pose for me can you please try?

I want you to play this song as you are reading my breakdown of this Candice Swanepoel pic.

The song is Chris Brown's Sing Like Me. I know he beats up women but we have to be able to separate that from the artist. Look I don't condone it unless he puts out good music. Then you can continue to hit but if you put a bad song out then I have a problem. You are walking on thin ice Chris Brown, you better only release good music.



Now for the pic.

Why do I love this so much?:
1. Blond Hair
2. Sweet eyes
3. A cross which has to mean she is a God fearing, God loving lady which I love
4. The necklace all the way down in the cleavage, it must be a magic potion in there, for hotness.
5. The belt- I don't know how it holds her pants up but it seems to be working. Who would have thought red and pink would go so well together.
6. The thumb on the pointer finger looking as if she is about to crack her fingers
7. A straight head- girls feel the need to bend the head in all there pictures to make them look hot- not her she just gives it to me straight. I like that in a women. A real straight shooter. Alright enough with the straight talk.
8. Hot nails and spread fingers.

How am I supposed to date a girl when there is girl out there in the world that looks like this. I must apologize to all the ladies but I have to stay single not because I will ever get a chance with her but because you will never be able to match up. Hold up-unless every time I come home you wear this same outfit, and do everything the exact same with the disco ball sitting right beside you as this picture. If you can manage that and cook me nuggets maybe we can make it work. The first day I come home and don't see you there we are through. I will look through the window at the door and ring the doorbell to give you 15 seconds to get ready. At 15 I am coming in with divorce papers in hand, man I run a tight ship. Actually I will give you a Candice Swanepoel picture that morning of how I want you to look and you will have to figure out the pose and the props by the time I get home. So I would imagine you would have a pretty big wardrobe so hey that's a plus right. Just think about it and let me know if your down for that.